During the making of Match Point Woody Allen would ask Scarlett Johansson questions like “tell me about when you lost your virginity”. So, even if Allen isn’t a rapey scumbag (he is) he’s certainly guilty of sexual harassment. 

What a fucking treasure she continually proves herself to be...

I read an interview with Johnny Depp amd he said he’s tired of people saying he looks like be smells bad because he smells “really fucking good”.

Hey, tie 97 scarves onto yourself and see how often you feel like taking them off to bathe.

“Sauvage. Un parfum de Christian Dior. If it can mask the stench from this abusive soap-shy dipsomaniacal poseur, it can hide your occasional whiffiness no problem.”

They are trying to sell cologne and use Johnny Depp as part of the strategy. That’s incredible. Depp looks like the worst smelling male on the planet.

“I want to smell like Johnny Depp’s pancho after his vision quest through the desert.” -Nobody Ever

Popeyes being out of the sandwich is the gods’ way of telling you that you should order a four-piece spicy with a biscuit, red beans and rice, and a lovely beverage of your choice.

Lena’s milked all the sympathy out of her hysterectomy story now, so she has to turn to other tragedies for attention.  Next up: you have no idea how difficult it is to grow up with wealthy, intelligent, connected parents.  It’s called the soft bigotry of high expectations.

I can’t tell if you’re being sincere or super shady, I love it

Mike Brady.

Some REALLY good winners out here. My biggest surprise, however, was AO3 winning! VINDICATION FOR THE FANFIC WRITERS!

The entire concept of marriage is about commitment. You know for better or for worse, in sickness and in health, until death do you part. Anyone who chooses to get married in this day age understands that. Yeah, there are some circumstances when divorce is totally warranted (abuse, cheating, etc) - and it makes sense…

Sarah, that you?

Oh wow, I didn’t know she was Hmong! God, she was impressive. I know she’s been off scene with injuries and stuff but like... I didn’t expect her to come back LIKE THAT, damn!

Yup. Maybe I’m cynical, but I start looking for trouble when a couple that had before seemed like they’d be happy just cohabiting forever (see also: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie) finally gets married. Not because I think marriage changes their relationship, but because I suspect a wedding is sometimes used as a way…

I don’t wish ill on any couple but I was never going to forgive them for these looks.

I think Emily is pointing out that Miley’s marriage isn’t anything special because people, Dietrich in particular, have been living in different arrangements while married since forever. Miley’s interpretation of her own marriage being beyond our comprehension is silly.

I love the fact that the day she announces her split, there are 100's of “paparazzi” photos of her making out with Carter. On the heels of that interview as well.