Lindy, I'm sure you won't see this because god knows if I were you I wouldn't wade into the comments section ever, but just know that I love you, love your work, and really credit you with explaining shit in really effective terms to me, someone who was very much a novice on everything when she started reading Jez.…
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Oh man, cosmetic surgery, right!?? Those people are so embarrassing. All consensually altering their bodies in an…
"Anyways, point being, I would also like some cooked sushi."
MoGlo, you know I love your writing a lot but the title man! I was literally mainpaged today with an article called "How We Talk About Women" and your title is everything that I was complaining about how the media dehumanises women by llabelling them in reference to men. We all know who Reeva Steenkamp was, at least…
Thank you all so much for reading my piece! I'm glad so many of you got so much out of it. As I was reading the comments, here are a couple of points I wanted to make from comments that stood out to me...
So you are saying that if you were singing a song a karaoke and the actual singer of the song walked in, you'd be pissed? I can't actually believe that. Also, they were invited in by the women in the room. UGH SHE IS TOTALLY THE WORST AND RUINED THEIR NIGHT.
Pleaaaaaaasssssse. Calm down. I Do not believe for 1 second that if someone who's song you were singing, neil diamond, nickleback or whoever, walked in you wouldn't be at least like, "ok. that was cool" Because its not like she just came in and started drinking their drinks and farting up the place. I'm going to find…
My entire family is obese. And, I'm not saying obese to be mean; I'm a doctor and they medically fit the criteria for obesity. I see the way that people look at them when we all board a plane together. Quite honestly the only thing that holds me back from slapping those judgmental assholes in the face is that I…
ARE YOU POSITIVE BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE WE HAVE A MONARCHY AND "ROYAL BABY" IS A LEGALLY BINDING HEREDITARY TITLE
Oh? Are you diabetic? Do you know exactly how it works? I've never passed out, and I've been diabetic for 31 years, but I know it's always a possibility. I have to have my doctor sign a letter for the DMV every fucking year to say that I am capable of driving, and if my doctor says I'm fine, YOU CAN GO FUCK…
I just got a lovely lab from couple on CL who lost their home. The woman was so upset when she came by and kept apologizing profusely (to me and to her dog—she was at my house for an hour talking about the little guy, mostly because I think she didn't want to let go). They had the lab over 10 years, but new living…
The OP feels bad, realizes she made a mistake, and clearly doesn't want to give up the dog. I really don't think the OP is some frivolous person who thinks a dog is disposable based on what she's written here. She's doing what she can for the anal gland issue at this point. I realize others in this thread feel…
Don't be an asshole.
Where did I say that servants are the same as equal partners?
Quote the section of this essay where I say "men are jerks."
THANK YOU FOR EMPLOYING THE HILARIOUS AND AMAZING REBECCA BURT, JEZEBEL. Real talk: she is super funny and a very good person and a great friend. I'm really happy about this.
Some of my best breads are Jewish!
Magic 8 Ball, is it possible that a random internet person is more privy to my dietary choices, calorie intake, metabolic rate, & inherited bone structure than I am?