My friend Susan was competing from a promotion. She 's the cutest, littlest, blondest thing. She's also brilliant and hyper-competitive. Her dumbass boss actually told her that he gave the job to the man "because he needs it more, because he has a family to support." (Susan is a divorced mom, not receiving child…

For shame on you. The birth of a baby is roundly a happy thing, and if there are many people out there who can vicariously feel joy and excitement because of this, they are far better off than you are, who can only find it within themselves to mock others for their caring.

Meher didn't use the word racist until her final paragraph, and then it was as a joke. She's not calling out "racism", she's talking about improving the ways we communicate about differences in ethnicity. Consider how nuts everyone has gone this last week alone over race. George Zimmerman assumed Trayvon Martin was…

Wait, what's the big difference you're seeing between those two responses? "Allegedly" is what we say in journalism to avoid libel. And "FUCKING YEESH" is a pretty tame response to an image of brains dripping down a wall.

Is it just me, or are these kids CRAZY articulate??!?

So... yeah. You still made this post about a young woman being sexually assaulted about you with your expat tears. :/

1. That's not what normative means.

I don't know, but I'm fucking embarrassed right now.

I'm trying to imagine this blogger doing a review. "And then Gigi completely took off his trousers and underpants and you could see his exposed swim-suit area. Then he squatted down on the stage and pulled an audience member by the hair so their face was close to his down-there business. He then stuck an instrument…

Thank you to everyone who helped me out with my statistics rage! It's subsided, and I have a plan for the week. :)

I am 43 years old. My Korean mother loves to tell me that when I was born back in 1969, my left eye was "perfect. So big and round." She called the double eyelid "sang kuh pul." This sang kuh pul was coveted amongst all my mother's Korean friends, "You so lucky she has sang kuh pul!" They'd exclaim. However, my…

Don't "sister" me, "bro". I have read the whole thing and you're a passive aggressive, condescending dick to women who have opened up about their experience. Why don't you go fall in a woman's vagina and make yourself a moral?

Oh, wow, that sounds amazing. Must try!

To me, this incident actually serves to highlight Serena's myriad accomplishments on the court. I mean, I have trouble even hitting a tennis ball. I can't imagine how difficult it would be to excel at the sport with my head that far up my ass.

God willing, someday I will rise to the maturity level of someone who thinks that the movie "White Chicks" proves that white people are the victims of racism too.

Well, he might have lost the leg, but at least we're winning the Battle of the Bulge.

Holy fuck, are we still hashing this out? Didn't we just hear all about how you believe our personal choices about our own bodies are somehow NOT our personal choices about our own fucking bodies?

Too bad. Some of us don't like being made to feel like we're bad feminists or supporting the patriarchy because we choose to get rid of hair.

If that's the case, you should try not brushing your teeth and showering for a few weeks.