Damn. I don't know if I can out imagine that awesome. Is it cool if we insist on selling it in a really fancy container so people can't just up and open it at Barnes and Noble wear out all the scratchy/sniffy functionality? Kinda like Madonna's Sex, except for in lieu of the silver wrapping, the book could be…

And...now you're a genius! I think I'm going to quit my job and write up a business proposal to get some backers for this endeavor. You can start shopping this around as a reality show opportunity and then we can take off on glamorous world tour to find the worst people ever in the worst t-shirts. We just have to…

Agreed. The ugliness of the shirt is the offensive part. I wasn't trying to be a bitch to you at all.

I don't really understand the conclusion of this piece. I don't buy glossies, but I rather enjoyed Ms. Chen's pictures. Fashion is aspirational and an escape, I'd rather look at this woman's feet and amazing bag collection than pictures of people on the subway looking harried. Are we really supposed to feel bad…

Are you really saying is that if Kate Moss hadn't repeated a weight watchers mantra, this "girl you knew" would have never been triggered to starve herself? If not for this particular phrase, people suffering from a serious disorder would not have died? Excellent argument if you want to trivialize eating disorders. …

I'm probably wrong for this but I would totally rock a "nothing feels as good as cutting yourself" shirt because, well, I wouldn't have to explain why I have so many scars.

I know men who enthusiastically prefer the extra "action" of said beef curtains. I personally have a more hot pocket versus roast beef sandwich situation going on, but when talking with the boys, there are some who really like all variety of things down there. Flappier lips, various iterations of pubic grooming,…

I may get shit for this, but I'm 35 and during my early 20's, a gf of mine randomly showed me and another friend how she could stretch her lips halfway down her thigh. It may have been healthy and normal, but I'm not going to say that we didn't talk about her "turkey neck" bits afterwards. Sorry, correction, it may…

We're both weird because I basically wrote this comment in my head before I saw yours. (Your post, not your vulva.) Maybe we both just have really great vulva and take it for granted, but it really makes no logical sense to me to worry too much about the normalcy of a body part other people rarely see. I don't…

You'd be surprised about what those kind of tights can do to a man. I had a strange German lover who would buy these for me for the sole purpose of biting/ripping them in strategic areas. I didn't mind a bit because he really enjoyed it for some reason and he was considerate enough to supply them rather than…

That's an interesting assumption, can you please elaborate as to how you came to such a "guess"? Where does one "meet" a grad school program at a top tier university? At the laundromat or the grocery store? Just when you're not expecting it, you meet that special graduate program and spend the next few years…

Huh, after perusing the comments, it appears that I was not reading enough into the bun showing other than "seems fun!" Maybe it's because my parents have a framed picture hanging on the wall of aroung 20 firemen in uniform lined up in front of the firetruck doing full moon (several with nuts) in honor of my dad's…

This is probably the first thing I've ever seen about being a bridesmaid that makes it look fun. Professional pictures of my buns in a fancy outfit in brand new fancy knickers looking good? I'm down for that. If you're going to spend good money on your bridesmaidenly attire, you should be able to take pictures of…

Pre-fucking-cisely.

Well, I work the type of job where I get a month paid vacation, plus paid sick days and paid holidays (including MLK and Columbus day!) and several days of "personal" time. You know what the cut is...you NEVER get to use that time. You can't even get paid out at the end of the year for not using it. Because (in my…

The only thing that this article left me with was a sense of hopelessness for the future. Perhaps Millennials should spend a little more time learning basic writing conventions before exploring such riveting topics as the cliched rights of passage travel experience.

I'm not the one concocting grand theories. I'm pointing out that this story is entirely one-sided and many people are making unfounded assumptions about this woman's intentions. At the end of the day, the dog ended up with a loving family, if a person really wanted to exact some revenge via dog stealing, placing it…

I can't imagine acquiring a dog knowing that I would not be around for long periods of time to take care of it. I also couldn't imagine leaving my dog with someone who would purposely get rid of it to hurt me in my absence. There is not enough information to determine who is the asshole in this story. We don't know…

Yes, that's a valid comparison. Because both dogs and gf's are equally capable of caring for themselves independently of their owners.

Yeah, so we have one side of the story here. Nothing about what went down on the gf's side. Clearly she cared enough about the animal's welfare to ensure it was placed in a good home. Perhaps she had valid concerns about having the dog placed with dude's parents. Perhaps the story didn't go down as the parents are…