Ha out loud for real. Thank you, I needed that. You read something on Jez AND Groupthink? I didn't realize I was dealing with an incredibly informed expert on workplace diversity policies, consider me impressed! I know you're really busy being indignant about things, so I'm not going to waste your precious time…

I guess I read the actual content of the article in lieu of just blindly perusing "THE MOST OFFENSIVELY MISGUIDED DIVERSITY MEMO" for a good belly laugh. Per the author: "This corporate memo really nails the disconnect between human relations and corporate culture." Stupid me, I thought that was the point of the…

Bitch, I read "The Help" a few years ago, so I can say with confidence I'm down with the get down when it comes to diversity and understanding the complexity and concept of otherness. PFFFT. On the real though, maybe I've read so many books that I can call out a piece of shit, click-bait piece when I see it.

Christ, I need to just stop with the entire Jezebel situation. I don't have the energy to keep up with ALL the things I'm supposed to be enraged about. This is a non-story. This "memo" is buzzfeed fodder and undeserving of any further *highly intellectual* cultural dissection by another Jez writer who has nothing…

This woman was a stupid fucking bitch. Full stop. Perhaps she was better suited to this "high horse" you're referencing than a fucking car. Selfies and Facebooking while driving—I'm glad she's dead and think it's fortunate she didn't take anyone else out in the process. I feel bad for the victim of this situation…

Because they are fucking cute as fuck. Are we really going to degrade the wedge on a comment board about embracing "ugly" practical shoes? No. We don't do that. I love my wedges, my stilettos , my birks, my gladiators, my tevas, my ballet flats, my jellies, my European walking shoes, my stolen running shoes, my…

Cork wedges and platforms are the only thing I can really get behind this season. Some of the cork has SPARKLES! Not even being sarcastic. If something has to go, it's Aztec prints and the re-emergence of drug rugs, but in crop top form. That shit does not go well at all with all the sparkley cork.

HAHAHAHA. I needed that laugh, great joke. I get it, I'm wrong because I don't "understand" PTSD, not because you're too intellectually lazy to address why one Joan River's joke was just the breaking point for not one, but TWO survivors. Oh shit....here comes my PTSD that's triggered ONLY when I laugh at people…

Can you explain how ONE Joan Rivers joke was the definitive trigger for "PTSD"? Of all the potential "triggers" for bad feelings, I think that the constant onslaught of news media attention detailing every horrific aspect of these women's lives while enslaved might be a tad more distressing than ONE FUCKING JOKE. In…

If I was subjected to what those women experienced, I would have survived a FUCK of a lot more than a tasteless joke at my expense. I think I could handle it after being tortured by some sick fucks while enslaved for years as I would have something called fucking perspective. Fingering Rivers as the source of a…

If this story is indeed true, my money's on the AML angle as well. I know everyone's hot to jump on anything regarding how terrible the Big Banks are, but those people should maybe have a working familiarity with finance and banking before getting all worked up about a PEREZ HILTON story.

Well, if a reputable news source like Perez says this is the story, it must be true. My money is betting that this story ends up on the internet hoaxes of the week. Seriously, if you don't understand the difference between underwriting a loan and closing down "accounts", let the grown ups talk banking. You really…

"Fuck em if they can't take a joke" is a mantra of mine. Glad I'm not alone in that.

"Die in a fucking fire"—I'm offended as I've known many people who have been killed or injured in fires. Your use of hyperbole is offensive, uncreative and also unfunny. I need to communicate my distress to my FUCKING LAWYER...because that's the FIRST person you call when you feel offended and feel like you could…

WOW. That is absolutely gorgeous. I would have dug through piles of poop to retrieve it. I have a similar cut and style, but couldn't afford a diamond. Went with a green amethyst with small chocolate diamonds, but if budget ever permits, I'm all over yellow diamonds. Love it and so happy you were able to rescue…

How does the price of this woman's ring personally affect you to the point where it's disgusting? What do you think this person who you don't even know *should* be spending her money on? What is a non-disgusting price point for a piece of jewelry one would expect to wear for the rest of their life? Finally, as a…

So lucky. I want to see a picture of this miracle ring!

No, don't go! I'll miss your impeccable judgement on how everyone should live their lives. Your arguments are so nuanced and insightful. Plus, I'm dying to know at what age people stop being "dumb" and are therefore allowed to get married and responsible enough to do the important things to make a marriage…

Yes, that is definitely a valid point. Perhaps an actual adult like yourself should hold on to ALL other women's nice things until you consider them grown up enough to own them. Can you imagine if they let female children in their 20's buy even more expensive things like cars and houses? It would be absolute chaos.

Double fuck em. I'm not going to begrudge a gal her jewels, nothing in the story indicates she was an asshole who didn't deserve a nice ring. I want to see a picture of it.