Is this post satire?

Most of that list is simply the usual list of reasons women use to describe the guy they “want” all while spending most their lives seeking out and dating the exact opposite. By the time they are actually ready to settle down with the guy they describe its too late. They have 20 years of bad relationships, usually…

am I ever going to be able to fuck a krogan?

Even as a heteroromantic guy I thought it was obvious why people wanted to romance him.

By the 2nd game I referred to him as Garussy Warussy when talking to my husband.

Not just the women...

I agree that every male Shepherd whould be with Thane. Now hold still while I take pics.

The Witcher 3 stands as a comparison because it’s an open world RPG, and the excuse for these things has been so long that open world RPGs can afford that kind of detail. Uncharted is a different matter altogether, since it’s specifically made for cinematic gameplay and every scene is shot by hand, like animated film,…

look like the acidentally mixed up the animations with a geriatric cheerleaders

I love how witcher 3 keeps coming up in every example when there are better examples in general about things witcher 3 does right.

What the fuck? They wasted time animating that nonsense?!?

That’s just fucking creepy.

I don’t even understand this game.

yes that’s why they attack the biggest channel in youtube... old media is dying to the new... who in here read more WSJ than kotaku??(for example)... wsj is dying with the people who read that shit.. really old people

Personal theory: PewDiePie wants to make videos and jokes for his fans without having people who are not his fans pull up a seat at his table and then demand that he cater to their delicate sensibilities. He only hates the media because he feels that they misrepresent him in some misguided attempt to discredit him and…

The Wall Street Journal is not exactly known for its gaming coverage, so I don’t think they stand to benefit much from deliberately putting Pewdiepie in their crosshairs, and I haven’t seen any other YouTuber hit pieces from them. They clearly understand that there’s little to no overlap in demographics for them.…

Yep. He never wanted to be on youtube, but Russia has incriminating footage of him, so he was blackmailed into it.

That’s what I hear, anyway.

It could apply to them. But one would think a “respected Pulitzer winning” publication wouldn’t need to resort to such tactics.

Define comedian, if you want to be pedantic.

Of course Kotaku won’t admit it, and will be on the side of the media (for obvious reasons), but the media who attacked Pewdiepie are scared of him. They actually do want to bring him down because the media are scared YouTube is taking over. They’re slowly dying, and they’re grabbing onto any story they can just to…