Missed that opportunity to *flail.

pssssst it’s a joke

I empathize with the spirit of the article but some small voice in my head parroted the title back as, “someone, somewhere on the internet said something” and I cringed. There is never any shortage of people looking to be outraged about something... and this is pretty low hanging fruit.

It’s still better than “Let’s kill some drug dealers Wildlands”.

yet it held your attention for EIGHTY hours. yeesh what more can you ask for ?

I call b.s., there is plenty to do you just aren’t looking for it. I’m guessing you shot straight to the middle of the galaxy for the “ending” instead of actually chasing after the lore or spending time discovering new planets. Hell did you even get your warp drive past sigma? I mean just with the new exo vehicle…

In the not-creative modes, the Exocraft is actually incredibly helpful because it doesn’t consume any resources to use, in particular Plutonium to use the Launch Thrusters. As well you don’t really have to wait for the ship to land (and suffer the frustration of landing further away than you thought you would), and…

What is the point in Final Fantasy after you completed it?

Pro-tip: even if it had missions, it’d still be pointless.

How is a game you’ve spent 80 hours with “pointless”? Serious question. Do you consider it worth the money you spent?

How many games have much to do after 80 hours?

I’m cool with streamers. I don’t have any issues with what they do. I will watch once in a while. But I can never get over how odd it is that someone can dress up and put makeup on and spend so much time looking a certain way just to sit in front of a camera and play a game lol. It’s so...odd. My favorite is when it’s…

I wish, instead of “Game over”, you would get “You died” and the sound from Dark Souls... That would be awesome.

Out of curiosity i spend an hour or so compiling a list of game protagonists to see how many actually are brooding white guys. (is it 80% as Keza claims? Click here to find out!) I tried to be fair, googled some of the games i dont know etc. but someone who has more time can try to do it more accurately. (or just see…

Holy shit, you haven’t even played MGS, have you? When you’re tortured by Ocelot, you can give up. The ending you get depends on that moment.

... ... ...Snake and the Silent Hill guy weren’t made by white people either...

Nah not really. Maybe to people that are only capable of thinking about race and gender obsessively.

Oh look this article again. What a shocker.