I swear to God, every time the South makes the news these days, it always ends up being more evidence that their Senators and EVs need to be taken away.

You’re used to being open on Sundays in Jan, are you?

“We don’t like them down here, Eli. Truth be told, we don’t really like you people that much either, but you’re 75 percent of the NFL, so we have to make peace with it."

“I don’t work out”

...And their fans wonder why it costs less to spend the day at Walt Disney World than to go to a Yankees game.

I remember when a str8edge douchebag knocked a drink out of my best friend’s hand at a party in college once.

Like Dom said, apples and oranges. This isn’t about a dick-measuring contest.

I love the Olympics, so this hurts...but I honestly say that we either have nothing to do with the whole thing until the IOC fixes its shit, or we do what we did with FIFA and take measures to MAKE them fix their shit.

You do realize that you are worth less than the shit in the water, right?

Nope! Podcasts are cool!!! At least that’s what bloggers think!!

You are claiming that other people are whiny and ineffectual.

If you need a specific role to be played in order to win a championship, then it may be time to consider the possibility that you are not the best of all time.

Pshaw. Do you think that those mere professional money-makers know what they’re doing when put up against the great Tom Ley?!? It is to laugh!

I imagine that they look at a guy who’s been playing in the NHL since the Gulf War and is still a top player, and decide that maybe they should listen.

I gave up Catholicism for Lent.

Settle down, cowboy. I didn’t bring him up, that was Dante3000.

What? He’s rich scum. It’s the “scum” part we care about, although admittedly, if he wasn’t rich, we probably would have never heard of him.

Seriously.

....Wow....I don’t know how to break this to you.....

This or the NBA.