Every fucking article like this, some moron like you shits all over the comment section with a defense of the rich sociopath in question when EVERYONE else is condemning him.

Yeah, jmiles!

This is why Pennsyltucky people should be reclassified as animals and treated as such.

Good comeback, bro! You don’t come off as a fucking mongoloid who has nothing to say in return at all!

No it doesn't.

I think it’s pretty obvious what I said.

Thank you for the advertisement for birth control.

He was.

Uh. I think that no matter what your record, you can’t possibly be the worst OC this school has ever had.

“complete dogshit”

Note to every Penn State fan who will come here to bitch about the jokes: Go fuck yourself, you look-the-other-way piece of shit. You will hear these jokes until the End of Days.

Tom Ley: Approaching middle age and probably weak.

No.

You know, if you took away charitable tax deductions, you’d probably see charity spending in this country plummet by 600 percent.

Exactly what you think he’s implying.

Shhhh! Careful or you’ll get banned! Deadspin writers love to throw the venom. But taking it in good grace? They’re not so good at that.

Wolfgang Puck is pretty damn timeless, and Meryl Streep is close. FWIW, I suspect that Adele will be too.

Damn, bro. I meant to be just teasing him by my comment(just waiting for the day that non-lame emotions can be registered online), yours was a little vicious there.

Heh. And now YOU have dated yourself.

The Kinja comments were just as irritating. Am I the only one who is starting to think that the regional rivalries/city-vs-country bullshit in this country is getting overheated, and that people need to take a fucking step back?