Same here. Get well, Craig : /

I’m looking forward to seeing how this article will state that this is yet one more instance of how the system is wicked and broken and an embaressment to America, like they do when NFL players break the law and aren’t instantly destroyed!

Just studied the case for a few minutes...I’d watch my hard-on if I were you. The presiding judge has a horrible reputation. Overturn on appeal is almost a certainty.

I knew you couldn’t resist lying either.

Well, I was going to respond by noting that appeals take up to two years.

You don’t get it. You just don’t get that to that part of the world which actually matters, to that part of the world which actually makes the world go round...everything you say screams trailer park trash. Your fucking handle screams it. Do you HAVE to be like that? No, you don’t. But I’m guessing that you think…

Well, yeah. Because you were born a white male and had all the advantages in the world. And yet, you still failed, because you have no intelligence and you have no talent. And the fact that Tom Ley sucks won’t change the fact that you failed.

Um, ok. He’s untalented. I don’t like him either. But the gay jokes in 2026? Make it clear that you’ve never earned more than 20,000 dollars a year in your life. Just so you know.

I’m sure I’ll be called biased...but RGIII, go with the Chiefs, like was rumored last month. Learn from Andy Reid and take a couple years to build back up: You’re very young still. QBs are lasting until 40 and being near peak effectiveness at 35 these days. You have all the time in the world.

Cut the “disgusted purist” horseshit, J.R. At the end of the day, you were a shill for the world’s most lucrative carny act.

I’m surprised no one has mentioned this yet, but guess what? This thumb has never served in the military.

Anyone else come away from this feeling like Jay Glazer should be legally forced to fight Brock Lesnar in a Hong Kong-style bout?

Meh. If you strip away all the patriotic horseshit, there’s still the fact that it’s a career and an institution that often gets the best out of whomever it takes in. It doesn’t always, no, but perfection is impossible.

A badass who has never actually fought an MMA match, I feel that I should point out.

The military picked up a lot of people after 9/11 that would have otherwise been told “Keep walking".

Hulk Hogan seriously owns Deadspin now?!?

Okay, this is bad. I hate Tom Ley with a passion, but I can’t be seen to be sharing an opinion with this burger-flipping piece of shit.

There’s a difference between white people, and worthless white trash, such as yourself.

It’s the same thing with passing in football; legitimate game strategies get sidelined because journalists—also known as the people who needed three tries and a tutor to get through their college’s prerequisite basic math and science classes—can’t keep their attention span on it.

But the difference is, I like the sport played in the NFL. I don’t in this instance. YMMV.