Wii was a cultural phenomenon, which will be basically impossible to match, because you can’t catch lightning in a bottle twice. However, I can definitely say I think this is going to trash the Wii U.

Fire Nation can Anschluss the shit out of the other Nations for all I care if this is what they’re bringing to the table.

Stunt Zombie 2:16

Thy descendents may also choose to let thine ashes fly, to be spread into the wild places of the world, such as the mighty ocean, a soaring peak, or a well-groomed golf course.

You should try to get them to cast a spell on you, and you can decide whether or not the spell worked. Would be a fun experiment.

Jman I replied to someone on this comment section too why didn’t I get one of these screeds?

That, or you would have become the basis for an anecdotal story about how stupid some guy is for not blindly believing in God.

I’ve always felt that Doubting Thomas from the Bible was a pretty solid guy, myself. If you saw Jesus get crucified and shanked in the side by a spear, and all of a sudden 3 days later your buddies are like “JESUS IS BACK, TOM”, my first two thoughts would be:

1) Great, they’re trying to pull a fast one on me.
2) Wow,…

I got drug to one of those in high school. The checkout guy said I was “spiritually unattuned”, probably because I was wearing jeans and a Chiefs jersey instead of all black. I asked if that meant I was a muggle. He was not amused.

When I was 16 or 17, this girl that I thought was cute in HS(in her own ‘grimdark’ way) got on the topic of Wicca in a conversation with me, and she was breathlessly telling me all about how she was still learning but she was trying out rituals and it was so spiritually amazing and all that jazz. She invited me to…

Horrorshow developed her interest in witchcraft as a way to escape the “super intolerant” upper-middle-class suburb she grew up in. She claims the people there were apprehensive toward anything that didn’t fall into their purview. That led to Horrorshow repressing her trans identity and feeling bad for even having…

We who are working today support our colleagues wholeheartedly.

I felt that the 3DS especially got bogged down easily.

NES - 4 years old

Sega Genesis - 8ish?

N64 - feel like I was 12 here

GCN - I was 15. Very vivid memory here of playing Mario Sunshine when I was 16 because it was so fucking happy and cheerful and I could keep my mind off my mom dying of cancer in the other room.

Well, Shadowrun is an odd beast. If you start from scratch, it can really really take some time, running odd jobs until you just don’t happen to suck anymore.

It’s invitation only. I am actually part of a Facebook group much like this one. It doesn’t share *as much* military women nudes, usually just nudes of civvie women (we’re all mostly out of the military) but every now and then one crops up.

There is a strong, strong similarity between the ghetto mindset of “snitches get stitches” and the military mindset of being a “Blue Falcon” aka Buddy Fucker. It is STRONGLY recommended to never be a Blue Falcon in the military, because no one will ever trust you with anything, ever again.

I have a hazy memory of the saves being totally gone if the console was powered off, because I remember leaving my Genesis on for like 2 weeks at a time lol 

My best friend and I managed to complete games such as Shadowrun and Shining Force 1 and 2 using this service, no joke.

Wait, why is cheering for Scientology to die off acceptable and indeed top-starred comment worthy on Jez, but cheering for Islam to die off is not?