Yeungling Lager isn’t really a piss beer tbh

Are you me? My left joy-con stick is drifting, and my right joy-con’s SL, SR, and Sync buttons (basically EVERYTHING on that rail) don’t work.

Do you commit crime? Do you routinely engage officers in conflict? Do you yell “WHY U HARRASSIN ME?”? Do you slap their hands away when they try to put you in handcuffs? Do you grab their taser and try to use it on them?

Why would a Lithuanian ever even remotely consider blackface to be offensive. There are no black people IN Lithuania to be offended by it. You’re just transposing American morality onto people who in no way could know what’s offensive and what’s not over here.

Dude, 50,000 border crossings a year!? Try 100,000 a MONTH.

Last month, Epic said that Metro Exodus sold two and a half times as many copies at launch as its predecessor, Metro: Last Light, did on Steam.

Lol Mahomes and Hill play TONS of Fortnite.

A gentleman’s bet of $10 says that Bethesda will still tie physics/game logic to frame rate by the time Starfield comes out, and we can toss an additional $10 rider on ES6.

I feel like this Reddit comment would excite you:

I’ll support ditching Kavanaugh for this one isolated groping incident in his teens if you support ditching Ellison for being physically abusive to his former girlfriend.

Yeah, because forcing a change of the culture that helped to create one of the largest, most-played games in the history of video games is a really good idea...

I have many family and friends that are cops, and virtually all have the mentality that they are one traffic stop from death, and that they need to be ready to shoot anyone at a moment’s notice.

I see there is no outrage over the “All Cops Are Bastards” tattoo.

Oh, I’m sorry to say, but it’s probably the best thing that’s ever happened. She has ZERO shot, and it’s like watching a slow motion train wreck.

Incoming failure of League of Legends.

This mod makes it look incredibly bad.

Fuck yeah, man!  God bless, I hope you continue to recover as best as possible.  Good outlook always helps, or so they say, so I think you’ll do fine

Bittersweet news. While I’m happy Mike is still with us, I feel terrible for what he’s had to go through.  Here’s hoping for continual improvement and a return to health!

So uh, like how the Ottoman Empire expanded deeply into the Balkan nations within roughly a decade of the Black Death sweeping across Europe?

“If you think that posting actual libtard positions verbatim makes libtards look bad...”

Yes, that’s the actual point of trolling via satire.