Petty Holt is my favorite Holt.

Mississippi: where a thousand years a darkness would be a vast improvement. 

I would love for Marvel to poach all of the Batman actors.

Yes, including Clooney and Kilmer. 

I keep hoping that one of these totally CGI characters is going to be voiced by H. Jon Benjamin.
He would have been a great Rocket Raccoon. 

Eastwood reportedly responded by screaming at an empty chair. 

I love how the GOP is constantly whining about Affirmative Action and Title IX with comments like “We are creating a ‘special’ class of people that didn’t earn anything!” - yet they seem absolutely no irony that so many of their children have cushy gig solely based on the birth lottery.
Meghan McCain.
The Bush…

So who was changing Chidi’s clothes between each funeral?
My initial thought was that its Janet, but then I suspected that it may have been an opportunity for Eleanor to be “problematic” again. 

One can only hope the next Marvel movie features an army of Janets emerging from portals and cheerfully destroying bad guys.

And Disco Janet! 

This was my favorite line of the night.
And it was enhanced by the British pronunciation “Con-Dome”. 

This Latverian Life

Conan the Barbarian Needs a Friend 

Captain America Wrote a Porno

Adam Warlock Ruins Everything

Doc Savage Lovecast

Deadpool and Wolverine: My Favorite Murder. 

Deadpool hosts Comedy Bang Bang I assume? 

We need clicks! Without the money from these clicks we wouldn’t be able to fund the groundbreaking reporting on how Liam Hemsworth is feeling. And the clicks from that article are used to fund this article! See? Capitalism! 

I sincerely doubt Trump could pick Barron out of a line-up. 

Lauren Lapukus and Paul Rust!?!? Plus Janie Tompkins!?

I love this already.
5 Stars.
Sweeps the Oscars.
Somehow wins a Tony Award.
Presidential Medal of Freedom. 

A beard does not a jawline make.