Petty Holt is my favorite Holt.

Wait, I’m confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?

Chainsaw Bear/Smaller Chainsaw Bear 2020! 

Mississippi: where a thousand years a darkness would be a vast improvement. 

I would love for Marvel to poach all of the Batman actors.

Yes, including Clooney and Kilmer. 

I keep hoping that one of these totally CGI characters is going to be voiced by H. Jon Benjamin.
He would have been a great Rocket Raccoon. 

Great news! The kids born when we last started a pointless middle east war are now old enough to get involved in Trump’s upcoming pointless middle east war!

Eastwood reportedly responded by screaming at an empty chair. 

I love how the GOP is constantly whining about Affirmative Action and Title IX with comments like “We are creating a ‘special’ class of people that didn’t earn anything!” - yet they seem absolutely no irony that so many of their children have cushy gig solely based on the birth lottery.
Meghan McCain.
The Bush…

Or Melania Trump.

Remember when actors/artists would release singles with their films that would recap the plot during the end credits? Will Smith should have been all over this. What a waste. 

And cue the people talking about “The Snyder Cut”. 

So who was changing Chidi’s clothes between each funeral?
My initial thought was that its Janet, but then I suspected that it may have been an opportunity for Eleanor to be “problematic” again. 

One can only hope the next Marvel movie features an army of Janets emerging from portals and cheerfully destroying bad guys.

And Disco Janet! 

This was my favorite line of the night.
And it was enhanced by the British pronunciation “Con-Dome”. 

He also slammed AI developers for insufficiently thinking through the implications of their creations.

This Latverian Life

Conan the Barbarian Needs a Friend 

Captain America Wrote a Porno

Adam Warlock Ruins Everything