Doc Savage Lovecast

Deadpool and Wolverine: My Favorite Murder. 

Deadpool hosts Comedy Bang Bang I assume? 

Our long national nightmare is over. 

Surely Allison Mack will be back as Chloe, right!?

She hasn’t been doing anything bat shit insane, right?! I will forgo looking on the internet and assume I am correct. 

NO! NO GIRLS ALLOWED! GIRLS CAN’T PLAY IN OUR SPIDER-FORT!!!!!!!! THIS IS ABOUT ETHICS IN SPIDER-MAN JOURNALISM! MAKE SPIDER-KIDS BOYS AGAIN!!!!!!

Kidding...but yeah, I’m okay with a separate universe where they explore Spider-son. But I always love the Mayday Parker/Spider-Girl stories.

My son loves listening to the Disney Pandora channel and a frequent song is “We Belong Together” from Toy Story 3.

I laugh when it plays because they quickly abandoned that idea...

We need clicks! Without the money from these clicks we wouldn’t be able to fund the groundbreaking reporting on how Liam Hemsworth is feeling. And the clicks from that article are used to fund this article! See? Capitalism! 

I sincerely doubt Trump could pick Barron out of a line-up. 

Tippy Toe - voiced by H. Jon Benjamin - and I’m sold. 

Lauren Lapukus and Paul Rust!?!? Plus Janie Tompkins!?

I love this already.
5 Stars.
Sweeps the Oscars.
Somehow wins a Tony Award.
Presidential Medal of Freedom. 

Luke Hemsworth? I was hoping for Larry Hemsworth. 

A beard does not a jawline make. 

Did he lose a bet?

Agent: Well your horse lost. Now face the consequences.
Golding: Wait, are you gonna break my legs? I can pay!
Agent: Worse. You have to be Snake Eyes in some terrible GI Joe movie.
Golding: Nooooooooooooooooooo!
Agent: Just wait until you read the insipid shit we write for you to say at the press…

Oh for sure.
At best she merely ignores his horribleness.
But let’s not forget that she was happy to spout “Birther” nonsense on The View and FoxNews. She’s just as much of a sociopath as he is.

I could see a story of
- The Skrulls have been spread throughout the universe by the Kree.
- As a result the Skrulls have done “questionable” things to survive.
- The Skrulls see Earth as an opportunity to have a home again.
- War ensues.

Secret Invasion had the Skrull queen going on a pseudo- religious quest to create…

I assumed that it was Thanos’s helicopter.

Chri$tian$ amirite? 

While this whole thing is absurd, the part that always cracks me up is that these people continually refer to their God as a man.
What makes a God inherently gendered? Do they imagine that their God has genitals? I have little doubt many of these people are the anti-trans nutters who go on and on about “body parts =…

My impression was that Jimmy was a made photographer in response to Peter Parker being a photographer. Perhaps I am wrong...