Here’s a fun fact: This massage parlor is essentially across the street from Harbourside.

“All she did is ... [tries to remember ‘asian’ massage stereotype] um, walk on my back the whole time.  And I paid whatever you said you paid.”

I know you are adverse to giving measurements but at the risk of getting a gif of a masturbating bear, I have to ask: what size of bags of dried chilies? Because my local hispanic grocery store has them in every size from tea bag up through Hefty 55 gallon garbage bag.

Because you are making a tremendously dumb argument.

Fuck you.

It goes way back. There’s actually a book called The Eating Disorders of Saints. And they’ve even coined a term for the type of anorexia suffered by nuns during the middle ages, anorexia mirabilis or “holy anorexia”.

welcome back

I’m rooting for the good guys in Brady Bowl IX tonight, but that made me laugh

Speaking as a pasty Irish woman, when I was around 2, I found a bottle of what I guess I thought was water in the house (in Ireland). So I drank it. As you do when you are a toddler. Then ran a ridiculous fever and ended up in hospital. What was in the bottle? The water they washed my great grandmother’s dead body in…

Kokkinakis, Kyrgios, and Tomic

“He’s heating up!”

He didn’t pay for it.  He just didn’t.  We know enough to know that he didn’t pay.  He’s not a billionaire.  We already know that too.  But they keep trying with the message... ugh.

Sadly, I fear he might be next... Roger has warped a lot of our perception of longevity, but the truth is, a lot of tennis players start to break down in their late 20s, and are often done by their early 30s.

Wow, tough news.... I was never a Murray fan, specifically, but it’s hard to root against him - he’s just such a likable person, both on and off the court.

Perhaps he can with work with Derrick Rose on definitions.

“I don’t wield my consequencing for inadvertently behaviorizing in less than not unpositive incrementalizations, and for this I will be more substantively extractive with my otherwise benign malignancies. This is all I will have to say on this matter of subject.”

I have been made aware that some of the interactions related to a specific Twitter exchange may have had a negative impact. That was not my intention.

According to my program, it was Dwyane Wade.

+69

“I bet he knows the score, though.”