Yeah otherwise it would look ridiculous

A dead body screams “for cause” to me.

Really glad to see his support melting away.

Let this be a lesson to all you kids out there... Don’t do prison drugs.

And I love how some people who earn more money than their neighbors start bragging that they’re paying more taxes.  Thank you! Thank you!  Oh, thank you! 

Take your star you sonuvabitch. That is brilliant.

I know in this day and age, we're supposed to take sides in everything. But I'm damn proud of both Reid and Jenkins

A story is posted about a 15-year-old girl being sexually groomed by her mentor and your response is “But she became a stripper!”

Yeah, what the hell was that? Why not just call the AD yourself? Tell Leach you’ll be discussing his behavior with his boss and do it.

I’m not really interested in being lectured about fiscal responsibility by the guy who gave massive contracts to both Brock Osweiler and Case Keenum.

I thought they were sugar cookies, no one said anything about double-extra ashy chunk cookies.

There’d be hardly anything left. Cremains tend to be very chunky.

So when the Catholics do it, it’s fine.  

October 14: I regret the post and respect everyone’s views & fundamental right to express them.

Cher would never have done this. 

Thankfully Jimmy only yelled at his fellow teammates, instead of being like his friend Mark and Committing Numerous Racist Hate Crimes including Beating A Vietnamese Man Leaving Him Permanently Blind In One Eye.

/I am doing this right?

Hopefully she’s able to get away while his foot is stuck.

Hey, look, another billion-dollar Bay company making a showy display of how you get to go home early.

“You have fun with your little game, I’m gonna go get the top half of my face tanned!”

So I’m a professor at a DII university that just started football in the last few years. We are starting to see boosters who are realizing that they can act like big swinging dicks here for donating the sort of money that literally would not even get them season tickets at their power five alma mater elswhere in the…