cut myself shaving this morning and still have to work so I know exactly how he feels

Someone’s going to teach him a forehand slice and Boban’s never going to move his feet again; such glorious old man tennis potential.

Fwiw the irrevocable Medicaid trust/LLC advice is, uh, legally shaky and in a lot of situations might be considered unethical so perhaps not great blanket advice.

I wish they’d do the opposite: put him and the rest of his staff on leave, then run a thorough investigation with periodic reports to the Maryland public detailing every single decision, communication, inaction, etc. that contributed to this nightmare.

I didn’t know about this, very interesting

Even the US military has largely dropped the sort of attrition-selection system it used in past decades. The whole “breaking and rebuilding” thing remains in pop culture, but in reality it went out with the draft; modern training practices are all about recruit candidate selection and soldiers’ skill development. As…

For a society that invests an awful lot of money into management consulting and the like, we’re remarkably hesitant to consider whether things actually work. But I guess it makes Coach McDipshit feel like a tough guy or whatever; running a 19-year-old to death is definitely some sort of accomplishment.  

Even the military largely rid itself of this shit years ago; it doesn’t work and actively harms an organization’s performance. All of these cretins apparently gained their coaching experience through repeated daytime viewings of Junction Boys.

The North Korean cyber criminal unit has some elán, I’ll give them that. Going after the PGA is going to make the White House awfully pissy. 

“I mean, what does that have to do with rape, sir? I’m the victim.”

Let’s not forget a piece shaming Pat Conroy — a dead guy who apparently used hyperbole to describe the very real and very horrific domestic abuse he suffered for years— for...some reason?

We’re days away from a Fox News special report in which Tammy Lahren ships American flag workout pants via the US Postal Service to own the libs

Valero is the antihero 2018 needs:

“Blow the whistle! C’mon ref, LeBron clearly lifted his pivot table. This is bullshit.”

“I will defend Jimmy until I have to put my hand on a Bible and be asked to tell the truth.”

Where was Paul Manafort planning to wear an ostrich-skin jacket and who did he possibly think that would impress? These people are all unabidingly weird

I would pay HBO prices to watch a televised Congressional Combine.

+1 suburban dad talking about his “speedwork” 10k training regimen 

goddamn. is that you, MontanaSkeptic?

adding a layer of visceral fat just to protect against shots like that one is a key component of my training regimen.