Oh good, we’ve found Carmelo’s burner kinja account.

“TRUST THE PROCESS,” Hinkie bellowed to his co-conspirators, as the eleventh rejected Colangelo interviewee walked in with her eyes downcast. “Eventually he has to hire ONE of you. then we’re in business.”

My money is on junior staff member with a grudge, but encouraged by Hinkie.

Sinclair Broadcasting strikes again.

Is legal betting on NCAA tennis going to happen?

Plus he’s recently out of the league, so a bad reaction to a drug or medication that he hadn’t been using previously seems possible. Mental health crises are frightening and sad, even when they happen to assholes like Incognito.

“Released on a summons” is not how I expected that particular brush with law enforcement to end.

I can’t get over the fact that the USOC managed to harbor MULTIPLE independent, honest-to-god international sex trafficking rings actively preying on children.

I, personally, can’t wait for the starred NYT review of Babbo Behind Bars, an exclusive pop-up stocked only with prison commissary items, and the smash hit restaurant of summer 2019.

Listen, he already gave us his best cinnamon bun recipe, not sure the NYPD needed to get involved.

This is the NRA’s wink-wink message to gun buyers that progressives haven’t addressed - the guns aren’t to defend against a tyrannical government, they’re for quelling civil uprisings. They don’t harbor any illusions of defeating an infantry platoon, because they think the cops and military will be working *with*…

A hell of a lot farther than the thoughts, prayers, and advisory councils we’ve seen from other leagues.

Doctors’ offices should be like gas stations - one giant red NOPE button on the wall, if anybody feels uncomfortable and hits it everything stops for a safety check and the doctors get sprayed with toxic foam.

At least your little TPC screwup didn’t end with you cited for kicking out a cop car window.

Wikipedia tells me Jeremiah Rivers played four games with the Knicks, and two firsts for the rights to an absolutely unqualified Rivers progeny sounds about right imo.

I misread a line of your comment as “took a picture of the ultrasound at Olive Garden together,” and thought American healthcare had gone in a really weird direction.

I typed out a comment about the value of veteran leadership in a point guard with Finals experience, but then again Kyrie probably spends most of halftime planning to show Brad Stevens anti-vaccine YouTube videos.

Just trying to rattle the pitcher.

But how many official interviews and off-the-record anecdotes has your boss given or had leaked to your office staff so you’re all reminded of it?

Does putting a stadium smack in the middle of an affluent area mean rich people will buy more season tickets? (Legitimate question, I don’t know much about the ticket industry) Maybe I’m just pissed because I like the field where it is, but it seems like some portion of the affluent target fans already have season…