In fly fishing the fish are the fish and the flies are the flies.

You throw a baseball with your hand.

Look at this college boy with his big words. “Initially” and “concerned” and “sustainable” and “listlessness.” Oohh la la, as the fresh say!

Listen up, Alan Clark Estate—I already wrote this article a year ago: http://sidespin.kinja.com/tell-your-smart-home-to-go-fuck-itself-1790592651 

ANother Liberal snowflake! Football without cheap shots is just hand soccer which NOBODY likes. This is America, socialist! I guess it’s true that it must be CHRISTmastime (keep His name in CHRISTmas), because it’s has been a white Christmas and not in a good way!!! Go Niners!!!!

I agree with everything you said about this place being an opium den for people.

I’m honestly not that impressed by this because I just watched something from Georgia implode 9-days ago.

I’m sorry, but as a law and order commenter, you’re now suspended until Monday. You can file a formal appeal on Twitter dot com.

I’m all for creative license, KinjaNinja, but this premise goes way too far!

John Starks had his ball cut once—that guy is a hall of famer in my opinion, the very best!

Tom Brady feeds people boogers full of anti-inflammatories and the anti-inflammatories make people healthier even though they have to eat boogers and everyone on the Patriots won’t eat a tomato but they will eat a whole handful of boogers Tom Brady gives them because he’s a star and they’re not and you have to do what…

If we’re gonna keep condemning things, we might as well have a blog called CONDEMNER where you can go see who is being condemned and also buy prophylactics in bulk at warehouse prices. One time I bought some condemns in a warehouse for the unbeatable price of a nickel a piece—they didn’t come in the wrappers, but…

This is much ado about nothing. Typical media, making up stories to sell clicks. Russell Wilson is FINE! Ask any of his boys—ask Chad or Hunter or Chase or Aiden or Mason or Carter or Cody or Brody or Logan.

Like the old expression says, “What’s good for a goose is good for a moose,” and it certainly appliances in this instant.

Kids these days! Buncha fuckin’ Millennial losers! Doing nice things? Fuck them!!!

I don’t care how hard he works—I’d never hire a gardener named “Brent.” It’s called white privilege and the Brents and Tanners of the world already have plenty of job opportunities. /end rant

Doubtful. Nick Folk’s career only had five leaves left before Tampa, once he’s cut he’ll probably try to call his agent to get tryouts with other teams, but that’ll be the time of no reply.

Nick Folk? More like Nick Blues because he’s sad his career is over and blues is a genre of melancholic music.

He convinced the Spanish government that they owe him money?

Probably because you’re a real alpha, like me and my recently born son.