When money dies, where does it go?

Because “Antonio Brown” has like 7 guitar solos and Josh Norman just bought his first Squier Stratocaster 16 months ago and he’s still learning his scales. He can do “Big Me” by Foo Fighters, though.

The New York Post covered this story this morning, but their headline said: Typical Millennial Asks For A Free Ride

Jimmy Fallon must go 4 hours without binge drinking.

If you think that’s cool you should see the newspaper throw tricks David Carr does at 3 AM every day. Legend.

What a weekend! I am disgusted by the actions of the football player men in the state of California. First CRAPONTHEFLAGOFTHEUSAernick disrespects my country, then Joey BOTHOFTHEAMOUNTSOFMONEY,I’LLONLYPLAYWHENYOUPAYTHEM gets what he wants! If Goodell was a decent commissioner, he’d send them both to jail like he did…

“And I’ll tell you another thing,” Lynch said, “New Girl might be the best damn show on television.”

That headline is okay, Dom, but I like your first draft headline better; “The Only Tool Roger Goodell Has Is Himself, Because He’s a Big Tool and Nobody Likes Him”

This is exactly the kind of reader engagement our new parent company wanted. Thank you for Kinjing, Dort.

Oh come on! I’m sure he’s learned his lesson over the last twenty years—“If you can’t beat ‘em, spend your whole life dehumanizing them.”

Green Bay, WI. It smells like big poop there.

Big scoop rhymes with ‘big poop.’

[A hospital.]

This is a good blog.

[2026, a high school auditorium full of bored kids]

“That’s nothin’, you shoulda seen the Jim Rice bobbleheads they made in ‘89, kid.” - Sully, probably.

I called the mayor’s office for further clarification. They said:

You know who else could have chosen to ignore those guys and continued quietly enjoying life the way a man would? Harambe. And he’s dead now, thanks to you.

What the fuck was Clifford Gordon supposed to do? HELP A CHILD? Who has time for that bullshit?!?!?!?!?!

SUB IS A HERO AND A GRINDER