Cannibalism is ruining the NBA and it's nice to have a discussion forum where I can meet like-minded fans and buy on-sale consumer electronics.

Yes. That is a thing that is safe to say.

I don't care about the context in situations like this. There is a line. There is a very clear line of what is right and what is wrong in this instance, and I know I may be old school, I may be out of touch, but I'll just say it: Eating your teammates is never okay, Dwyane Wade.

He made a good point when he said that thing about you dashcramming it.

Massage is an excellent way to relax if your body is sore, inflamed, or swollen.

You wear a wristwatch on your wrist.

They are never going to learn unless there are consequences. The only sensible thing left to do is strip LeBron James of his 4 NBA titles.

I have a lot of questions about this tape, but the main one that comes to mind is, what kind of idiot would want to watch him play against random people in a Wal Mart parking lot on grainy surveillance footage when you can watch him compete against the best players in the world in high definition every Sunday on FOX?…

Cars are made of steel and plastic and other materials.

Black pepper, dirt, and pine is an example of a list of things.

The "S" stands for the word "Soccer." The "L" stands for the word "League."

The rib cage is an arrangement of bones.

Paul, who knew the truth, gesticulated wildly and angrily.

You did it good.

Grate: Fuck no, he doesn't have what it takes to be me.

Peter Vecsey went on to tweet. "Thoughts + Prayers r w/his fam. 48 is 2 young 2 have </3."

You mean to tell me Curtis Wenis is actually Roger Goodell?

You're just bitter because ever since Craggs left, this website has the lowest TV ratings in history.

Girls is the name of the show with the butt eating.

Don't pick on Kevin Durant. He's this generation's Michael Jordan of passive-aggressive tweeting.