I think I'm in love with Connor Barwin. How do I tell Tyrone?

How do you feel about sentient robots who ask questions? Follow up question, are you guys tired of Deadspin Q&As being used for shameless self-promotion?

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I know that Tim Marchman did not make this list because Aaron Carter is not ranked #1 for vanquishing Shaquille O'Neal in his prime.

"That was just me stenting."

You want guitars? The new St. Vincent record has them. It is a musical record with effortless melody and vocal stylings. Don't be afraid of St. Vincent. She loves you.

Tim Marchman also listens to Creed because he knows that everyone hates Creed and that makes Tim Marchman love Creed.

Troll-Scout: Can't trust this guy. He's only seven inches tall. Terrible haircut. Doesn't wear a shirt. Never moves his arms or legs. Creepy smile and dead eyes.

Chid loves the Moutain Goats. Chid loves you, too.

Rice. Felton. Ray crimes always come in threes. Don't be surprised when the Tampa Hate Crimes Task Force takes down longtime enemy of decency, Ray Sism.

This is a car joke.

When Ray Rice hits up one woman, it's a big controversy. But when two white guys hit up seven of them, the reaction is Bless these men? Thought we were post-racial. GUESS NOT.

Follow up question - I write reviews for a Deadspin offshoot site called CHIDSPIN. Could you read them and inflate Chid's already sizable ego?

Hi Kerry, big fan of your work. Listen, I know it's a tough call, but what's your favorite Saves The Day song? If you could only pick one, I mean. Is it "Hot Time In Delaware"? I bet it's "Hot Time In Delaware."

How did you know who I was?

The thing is, when he was in LA it was like he could see the summit but he couldn't reach it. It was the last piece of the puzzle and he just couldn't make it fit. Doctor's said he was cured, but he still felt the pain. His aspirations were in the clouds but his hopes went down the drain.

"and several employees say that didn't see him at there that night."

He'll never admit it, but Howard's cornball antics, and oversensitive disposition have been chafing people for years. No matter his denials, someone is to blame for the way people feel about him.

Another post-human who writes articles? You think he's single?

V. Good