Orange you glad they're not child molesters?

Did you know he used to be in a band called THE BEATLES!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Driveways are for cars.

1996 was a year.

Maybe the game was safer then, but I'm glad guys have mouths now.

Juggling has existed since approximately 1994 BC

Chid writes thing.

Reddit is the name of a website.

The things people will do to avoid a cup of Heineken...

America is depressing.

Woah, woah, woah—you mean to tell me that Rudolph went from a measly .213 and 2 HRs in 2009 to .312 and 12 HRs in 2013? Joseph Finn knows what Rudolph has been up to. And he DOESN'T. FUCKING. APPROVE.

where idiots on the field are tolerated more than they are here

"Boas Out At Tottenham? Well, my work here is done." - St. Patrick

Yeah, that's good and all, but which NBA Coaches are the best at Designing Women during timeouts?

My family portraits usually include my Cousins.

Zebra are a species of African equids, characterized by their distinctive black and white stripes.

Tackle boxes have been an essential part of anglers' equipment for many years.

You fight with your fists.

Dallas is the name of a city in Texas.

Spain is a country.