Also double as traveling urinals when you can’t find your Auburn cup

Fucking right! I came here to complain about Big Hydration!

I have a CamelBak Chute because there’s nothing that infuriates me more than having to drink water by the trickle. I have a bottle brush for it, but it’s super easy to clean.

Dad?!

Why Your Team Sucks articles, nothing.

I had a Siberian Husky that would eat anything when she was teething as a puppy.

“Take and eat; this is My body”

The dog had no choice but to eat baby jesus, he was sacrilicious 

Krz is bullshit. I don’t care how good you are at hockey, you don’t get to have a name that doesn’t have a vowel. You’re not an app.

Please do the other 67 teams. That’s all I ask. 

I think it is called Northwestern because it is in a part of the country that was referred to as ‘the Northwest’ back in the day. (Like, prior to the territory acquired in the Lousiana Purchase becoming states.)

Counterpoint- They beat Michigan on a last second play and anyone who brings misery to the U of M fan base can’t be all bad.

JA Adande is pretty good

How many sports reporters who went to Northwestern aren’t insufferable assholes? The only one I can think of is Rachel Nichols, who probably wanted to tell all of her classmates that they were insufferable assholes but didn’t because she’s too nice.

Right after Garry Marshall and Jim Jarmusch...

Ah, yes, I’ve been waiting for this! The true sign of making it to the big-time - getting skewered by Magary. Did you outsource some of this to Leitch? He’s still butt-hurt that NU has overtaken I-L-L-N-I-T in both football and basketball.

Improptu Starter Jacket club thread!

I’m rooting for Northwestern because I had a Northwestern Starter jacket when I was a kid and it was awesome. Also had a Charlotte Hornets one. God, Starter jackets were seriously the greatest.

“Your honor. Our official rebuttal to the allegations is ‘bitches be crazy.’”