"Thank you, Gosh - I'll see you later for paintball."

And then his sped-up shuffle up when they call "places, please."

Last summer I folded it.

Or just… Tatiana Maslany and some wigs?

I'm happy for your son, but this makes me even angrier that the RCMP can't get away from its culture of misogyny and abuse. I guess they didn't do this kind of rigorous evaluation back when senior officers were first hired, or if they did, they weren't looking for certain warning signs, society's attitudes being what…

… in her uterus

Do we have to start looking at Disqus like G.W. Bush now?

To me, one sexy girl is sexy; 50 sexy girls with the exact same thigh circumference is… basically still one sexy girl with some creepy thrown in.

Whatever meds he was on seemed to mitigate the hassle of having to win an award.

Upvoted for Trail of Tears. (That's going to look so awful out of context.)

Took me a while to get the bow in the hair thing. I assumed she was doing a reversal of the old "arrow-through-the-head" gag, which made me like her slightly more.

"But for you, tonight, I only sense… the little death."

No, this site has been mom-bang-joke-friendly since the Clinton era.

Get him to play Mr. Atoz.

I love that Serena's initials are SJW.

Actually just Tatiana Maslany, HEY-O

Sex Ed O.W.L.s are like 40% of Harry Potter slash

It's funny that Stephen King is (or was) so many kids' gateway into adult fiction.

I read a lot of "girl" books when I was a boy, though I don't remember the covers being as gendered as they are today, so it didn't seem strange. With Margaret, I remember coming for the naughty bits and staying for the bang-on depiction of life a few years ahead of me - it rang true even though I hadn't gotten there…

Then Again, Maybe I Won't (Vote for Hilary)