They were just waiting for ChatGPT before they finalized the casting.

AV Club launches campaign to award Aniston extra N 

Costner sure looks good in that dress.

Older shorts from 1930 to 1940 are still available

Monologneto

Popular? Now I know you’re screwing with us.

No job too big, no llwnd too gwffll!

The Testaments was 1/3 of a really good book. It might actually work better as a show.

It’s funny, because he played hunky Mr. Darcy in Pride & Prejudice, of all things, then seemed to shlumpify quickly for his next roles, and now he’s de-aged or something and looks like a leading man again. Guy’s a shapeshifter.

Ah, ok. I might have put it on his head

Were they also paying tribute to The Sopranos by leaving out the iconic hat?

No doubt Conan plays the shifty prospector role.

They all do.

It’s also probably hard to stay motivated to perform Funny Girl when you’re trying out your new vampiric powers.

By end of season, I bet he’s wishing he’d tried, though.

“Why you ask so many questions, Hole in Rubber?”

My kids still love the books and are excited for the movie, but as for me... the more I hear about it, the more worried I get about how far it diverges from the books. 

[cuts all power to microphones]

It’s sincere, it’s honest, the kids are likeable, it doesn’t move a million miles an hour, it doesn’t diminish itself with in-jokes for the adults, it’s more racially diverse than the original books, it has modern trappings but somehow harkens back to an earlier time of tween storytelling. If bingeing til your…

Because he went Full Retard.