Honestly, some people just shouldn't have celebrities.

But… but… he paid!

"And this slot right here, you know what this is? This is the crap slot!"

[clutching tiny piece of sod] "One day, I'm going to build on this land!"

Well, they could have had her played by three different porn actresses.

I'd kind of like to know what their worst-selling video is. Lars von Rear's Pantychrist?

Someone call Shabby Victorian Trollop

The Dicksolve

I meant the sink. Of course I'll eat from a GoGirl.

They dream of electric mail robots.

It cost a lot to find someone who could make the words "break down" actually break down.

Uh, hello, THEY'VE GONE TRANS TO AVOID A POSITIVE I.D.

I just assume that a public restroom sink has seen far grosser things, and I'm not planning to eat out of it, so… [shrug]

So then, "Beethoven's" means "by Beethoven." "5th" means he wrote it 5th. And "symphony" means symphony. This concludes our intensive three-week course.

If you're talking about the hurdle I think you are… does the government know he's responsible? Or is his plan to claim it before they find any records of what he did, assuming those records didn't go up in flames? Either way, I don't think it's a weakness of the film - Petzold knows the husband's plan is shaky and…

"Bay Street blow boys" is pretty specific too. That dates back to season one, episode one.

See Penis Van Lesbian's comment above for the explanation.

Funny, because it totally reminded me of Sideshow Bob saying, "Oh, Cousin Merle!"

Ah, the days before "Bad Reputation" was overused to the point of meaninglessness.

"Last time I had this much fun I was pinned down in a foxhole by the North Koreans."