"Hold on, I'm gonna put the phone on my bionic ear…"

It's seeing him lose it, and his dad being kind of oblivious to the real source of Sam's pain… but also unaware of how much pride his son has has in his father.

I always saw Nick going into some kind of social work or conflict mediation position. In a lot of scenes, he's the most empathetic one, the peacemaker, the one who can look on the bright side, at least when it comes to others. He knows what it's like to have no support system at home. Hopefully by adulthood he's taken…

I really dug that too. Made it seem like you were about to embark on something legendary.

He'd probably just tell Oleg that she's alive and made it out and leave it at that, assuming Oleg will never find out the truth or try to track her down.

Skinny Arbuckle used empty bottles for good, not evil. Like makeshift watering systems for potted plants!

What are you, an M&MRA?

You really didn't get any of that from the article? He goes into the political (and sexually political) context in just about every paragraph.

Christmas Ilsa Goes to Summer Camp

Malcolm and Forbes. Cute, Grimm.

And with trees.

All-singing episode!

Make America White Again in Six Months

Oh wow. That might have been epic - she really looks like Radner. But it would be hard not to just lapse into one of Radner's characters. When faced with the actual pressure of the game, I can cut Thorgy some slack for going with the easier-to-pull-off choice.

Her Carol Channing started sounding like Redd Foxx after a few minutes.

Hey, that new trailer siding is sweet, man.

It would make for an interesting defense against date rape charges, though.

"Tsk tsk tsk. You missed the baby, you missed the blind man…"

The weakness of the figures (ca. '85-88) is the rubber bands used to attach the legs to the hips and torso. I've kept mine in my parents' basement for a good 30 years, and now that we're looking at them again, they're becoming amputees at an alarming rate.

… Major Payne…