Welcome Back, Molesley

I was fully expecting Anna to go into labour during the ceremony.

"I… I've had 14 puppies out of wedlock."

"We're going to name the baby Pamuk after that poor man who died in this bed."

Of all the quick tie-ups, Carson got shafted the most. He's basically the soul of the place, and his last big moment is parroting the "we must change with the times" party line? Nothing more existential than that? Well, at least I got to see Henry Boringarse pine about his future six or seven times.

Specifically "Ain't No Mountain High Enough."

She'll be haulin' ass to Lollapallooza Instagram!

OH GOD, HE FORESAW HIS OWN ZOMBIE RESURRECTION

The AV Club

Comments here are making me more curious about Yello's back catalogue, but they sure aren't changing my opinion of the quality of this one tune.

I said the same thing about Abe Vigoda.

The first two are definitely worth it. You might be a little underwhelmed compared to the highs of The Waste Lands (the best in the series, and one of King's best, period), but TWL benefits from the grounding of the first two.

I see that Blaine a-comin,
He's rollin' down the line,
And I ain't solved no riddles
Since his pumps were primed,
I'm stuck in Wasteland's mono,
With all these schmucks for ka,
And that train keeps rollin'
On down to To-pe-ka

Satanic contest prizes. I mean, who would risk their soul for a seaborgium fiddle?

Nothing to add except I snorted when Mary did a little impression of Edith acting all gaga. It's like a two-second moment, but it may be the funniest thing Mary's ever done. Can't find a gif.

To be fair, this show does that with everyone. The writers are so determined to give every storyline its allotted time that they don't seem to notice many abrupt tonal shifts from scene to scene. Or maybe they just think it's enough that they're to giving their audience the whole emotional smorgasbord at once, like an…

Seriously. They couldn't at least cut - er, switch the camera to him looking wistful during the wedding?

Don't forget John Holmes as the shamash.

I prefer a "daryl" of zombies.

Yeah, all necrophiliacs say that.