A Harpy Leebanger?

To honour Harper Lee and snub her lawyers and agents, we should all read it, but not pay for it.

He's worse than Hitler!

"My child, the times you saw no underwire marks were when I carried them."

What's this about funbags?

"The Gillingham sex romp" sounds so genteel. It was the most agreeable orgy of the season!

Not alone. Robert always seems to be kvetching about Edith's prospects in a way that makes me glad she can't hear him.

Violet: "Good show, Robert! Let this be an example to the rest of the servants!"

Presumably meant for a maid, and an adolescent one at that. Bates was practically overflowing that tiny bed.

It's the Willy Wonka maneuver.

With eyebrows courtesy of Zeus' lightning bolts…

She even said "he's the most sensible of them."

It should be Bates in different makeup.

Play-acting's a good word. Mary's other suitors seemed to do a lot better against her personality. This guy seems too much like Mary, so he's not bringing anything out in her, nor she in him. If only someone close to them could die every week, we'd get to see another side to their relationship.

It's actually Vancouver.

Where's her Oscar!?!?

I bet they enjoyed your comment.

"Watch a spectacle that causes brain damage and encourages drunkenness, certainly not! We're watching the Super Bowl."

"I am far too tizzied to acknowledge your existence."

I'd be more scared of pissing off Minerva McGonagall.