@loosesealbluth: And all shootin' some street puck outside of the school

@Grim Reaper of the Forest: I have no idea, but I'm snagging it! *right-click SAVE*

@AgainWithFeeling: Maybe both of the characters die?

@megnificent: I know! I thought she was going to do the real-life version of the fandom flounce when the Edward-POV book got leaked. I was highly disappointed.

@DonnaPirana: Please tell her that despite what Phil Dunphy says on Modern Family, WTF does not stand for Why the Face?

Nope, this wasn't what I was looking for. I did not want a public figure I like to find out she was married to a walking turd.

@wtfox?! (at large): Barth for the win!

Don't worry, Vice President BAMF, I'm sure it doesn't apply to you.

@newmakcity: EEEEEE! It looks like Matty is starting to go gray at the temples. How does that make him even hotter?

USA Today has a write-up of the shindig, which will air on ABC later this year: USA Today. Jennifer Garner referred to Matt as "my husband's husband."

@newmakcity: Not only did Ben roast Matt, Jennifer Garner called Matt "my husband's husband."

He's going to be the star of Chainsaw and Dave's horror masterpiece, Killer Bunnies from Hell.

@SalutLaMiss...: I'd rather it were of Charlie. There's not enough room to show him doing the triple deke, though.

Geez, Sharon, if you're *that* bored with the coat, I'll take it off your hands. Ungrateful hussy.

@Erica: Also, we don't poop. True fact.

Why is Emma Thompson walking a pig at a movie premiere? Don't know, don't care. If she's doing it, it's awesome. Certainly, it's better than dyeing your doglet to match your outfit. *looks askance at Aubrey O'Day*

@muntjac: Irony! \o/

Fuck you, Hollywood. Fuck you right in the ear.

@tunamelt: Fantastic! I'll make a point of going there if I'm out there anytime soon.

@sassyredhead: Oh, and I second Cinnamoncanuck's recommendation of NCIS. The guys on their are more messed-up than you'd think. (Hi, my wife and daughter were killed while I was serving in Iraq. Hi, my mom died when I was eight and I just found out my emotionally-distant father is not a business tycoon, but basically…