O seems to be the only magazine aimed at women that emphasizes a focus on one's self. (I should say that I don't read every issue; I have an irregular free subscription because the ad-sales rep hasn't figured out that I got laid off from the ad agency eight years ago.)

@SlayBelle: I admire your restraint. I not only would have not seen her again, I would have smacked her before I never saw her again.

@sassyredhead: You'll probably want to hit Criminal Minds, from what I've heard of it. Or you could try Southland, since John Cooper (played by Michael Cudlitz) has a sort of Goren-ish bear thing going on. He's a patrol cop, so you get a uniform instead of a detective-like suit.

@tunamelt: Is that the store owned by Jenette Goldstein from Aliens and Near Dark? Was buying a bra from her as great as I think it would be?

@sassyredhead: Will you accept sexy federal agents? Or is it strictly police detectives? I need to know where to lead you. ;-)

Hi, Paul! Marry me.

@Gretchen: Ack! I'm really glad it worked out. Were you able to read or anything while you were in the posture chair? Twenty hours a day is a long time!

@clockwise - counter: She just found out that the square root of four isn't rainbows, it's unicorns.

I threw on some black Chucks and black nail polish this weekend and went to see The Runaways. Adored it. Fanning and Stewart are great — and Michael Shannon is awesome as Kim Fowley. Plus, Half-Sack from Sons of Anarchy is the roadie!

@HollyJ: Meet me by the picnic table in ten minutes.

I love that the girl's braids are imperfect. I'm so used to runway shows being slick and overproduced, with not a hair out of place. Also, I want that denim coat in a big-girl's size.

I'm not sure what it says about me that I would totally wear this hat. Probably nothing good, but I don't care.

@hummingpenguin te amo mas que un arco iris: It's the movie's self-awareness that makes me want to see it. Everyone in the thing knows it's ridiculous and is having fun with it.

I went to the Women's March on Washington in 1995, and when Joan Jett performed (in a black catsuit cut down to her waist in front and back!) she introduced her bandmates, and ended with, "...and I'm Joanie." It was spectacular.

@zoethebitch: And many of those moments made me wish it had been an episode of MST3K. Particularly the part where the girl marries Randy Quaid. WTF?

@Brunette Bookworm: You and I can alternate being Joan. You get Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, I get Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays. On Sunday we'll rest, because being that awesome is very tiring.

@TheDaneAbides (a.k.a. DaneCA): What happens in Paris, stays in Paris.

My ovaries just said "Palomino." [/obscure SNL reference]

@Ms.RantyPants: Mark Harmon and Pam Dawber.

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: "Here's a puzzler: Which of these two is worse at their chosen artform?"