Aw, man. You said "Pinto," so I thought it was going to be a picture of Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto. This is okay, too, I guess.

Bleargh. Neal Justin is the TV critic for my local paper, the Minneapolis Star Tribune, which is where this article ran on Sunday before picked up by the WaPo. In general, he's a ginormous tool I've learned to ignore. That's why I read Tim Goodman online, instead.

Of note: "Weasels Ripped My Flesh" is the name of a Frank Zappa album.

@TildeMarks: *gasp* You're DIRTY!

@lurkystars: As Michael K of DListed would say, "That is some Benjamin Buttons shit!"

Dang, I saw the subject line and thought Sarah Paulson and Cherry Jones had broken up. Thanks for that half-minute of celebrity-breakup sadness!

@Mireille ate an apple, so step off doctor!: It's the same network as Vagina Auction and MILF Island.

Your captions were spot-on. That kid in #2 is going to grow up to be Stef in Pretty in Pink. "The chick was, is, and will always be nada."

@CatherineSloper: It's also architecture porn, since it's set in the days when banks were made of stone (to emphasize the security of their holdings) and decorated in that fantastic Art Deco style.

I just watched her episode of NCIS over lunch — she played a blind girl who'd been kidnapped. After her release, she helped the agents track down where the guy was holding her mom hostage. There was a crying scene that almost had me crying in my cubicle. And now here she is, being an adorable teenager!

@lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: Do you have your original woodwork? Are you stucco or brick?

@colormeroutine: It's always five o'clock somewhere, so you're always in the clear!

@saintbernadette: And if his lips curl back from his green teeth!

The Hard Rock Cafe in Minneapolis (which is across the street from First Avenue, the club in the movie) has a display of Prince's costumes. The shoes are so tiny they look like they belong to a doll. He must be absolutely wee.

Hi, Bradley. That vest looks great on you, but it'll look even better on my bedroom floor, if you know what I mean. AND I THINK YOU DO.

@bluebears: There's also a Climax, Minnesota. To get there you have to drive through Embarrass. Seriously.

I love love LOVE that hat. I'm kvelling.

@commieginge: Your Jezebel handle sounds like it came from Michael K — and I mean that as a compliment. :-)

I love that the $300 bikini is a steal. Just like Anna Wintour in the 60 Minutes profile declaring the price of a $1,200 dress "reasonable." What-the-fuck-EVER, Wintour.

@JosephFinn: "Let's do it up BROADWAY STYLE!"