@stealthird: CIRCLE ME, BURT!

I saw her perform at a rally for women in DC in 1995. She was wearing a black catsuit cut into a v that went down to waist-level — both front and back — and introduced herself as "Joanie." AWESOMEFANTASTIC.

@missbananafish: For whatever reason, a selection of starlets have decided that 80's-style headbands needed a resurgence, so they've started designing them. Yes, like headbands need designing. IIRC, Lindsey Lohan and Mischa Barton both have become headband "designers." Oy, with the poodles already. [/Lorelai Gilmore]

@hortense: That is a SCRUMTRILESCENT idea!

You guys, seriously, this show is gonna be great. Jane Lynch is playing the evil coach of the cheerleaders!

@chavo: Zing!

I love love love the fact that not only was the Cowboy from the Village People at this event, Sadie chose him to lead the parade! Yee-haw!

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I am adding my barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

@Etoiles: I vote Lisa; her common sense will keep you level-headed on the big day.

@i_believe_in_peace_bitch: Yes. It's also the one where Dawson was a whiny douchebag. Oh, wait: That was every episode.

@Macloserboy: The rumor is that Neeson is... well-equipped for that kind of thing. Ahem. Such as.

Maybe it's just the angle and the way she's standing, but that dress makes Hilary Duff look like a linebacker. But usually, portrait collars are flattering on nearly everyone, so I'm going with the Unfortunate Moment theory and assuming she looked better in person.

@Macloserboy: When I was editor of my high-school newspaper, the studio sent us a press kit for that movie, including a giant poster. Needless to say, that poster was the object of jokes for months.

It's a good thing that's not a Fountain of Electric Youth, because then there'd be trouble.

I'm sitting here thinking, "Could I pull off this haircut?" Which is exactly what I did when I saw Amelie. Eventual decision in both cases: NO. About which I am very sadface.

@clarafier: Competence is hot, no matter the venue or who's displaying it.

that her next music project is The Village Girlz.

@saintbernadette: Instead of having a three-inch-thick George Costanza wallet, he's put all of his Subway coupons in one, and his money in the other. No more back problems for The Clooney!

Did anyone see Southland last night? They talked about the rape-kit backlog — spooky timing, since I'd been reading the Jezebel story about it only a few hours earlier.

@Understater: Augh, that's like Sophie's Choice for me! [long pause] Jackman, for the singing.