@RomanaTwo: Exactly. The key to wearing anything vaguely costumey (when it's not actually Halloween) is to project an air of "What? This old thing? I wear it all the time." Not the smug look on the woman pictured above, which is saying, "I need attention."

1. I can't decide between buying the Obama cover and the Hamm one! *sigh* I shall just have to buy both. Such a sacrifice.

@St. Francis of a Sissy: It's that wide-eyed thing Wiig does during the impression that slays me every time.

Awesome project, or awesomest project? I can't wait for the 70's edition!

That butter-soaked cheesecloth draped over the breast totally does the trick; my aunt did it one year and it was the moistest turkey I'd ever had.

@sportz.star: Man, I would pay good money to watch her try to wait tables at a diner. Not by sitting in her station, of course — I'd want decent service — but it would be comedy gold to observe from across the room.

@FormicaLinoleum: I would like to see a headlamp and taillamp on the bike, but I guess the jacket is reflective enough. [/worrywart]

@Abra_Cat: Oh, and in every performance, he pulled a man out of the audience onto the stage and essentially performed a lapdance on him. On closing night, Hugh chose Matt Damon from the audience.

@Abra_Cat: The Boy from Oz, in which he played Peter Allen, the bisexual man who wrote a shit-ton of songs and married Liza Minnelli. He was fab in it. Well, I'm assuming so from the cast album, which is my only exposure, sorry to say.

Well, there's a movie I'll be seeing on opening day. Jaysus.

@BabyJane: I bought some Zonkers a few years ago out of some fit of nostalgia; I distinctly remember the toffee coating making some kind of bulletproof shield on my molars that would not be eradicated by my toothbrush. I was digging at that shit with a stainless-steel teaspoon handle. Luckily, I managed to keep from…

@BabyJane: Don't forget the Fiddle Faddle! (Or Screaming Yellow Zonkers.)

@Mary Marsala with Fries: Please also remember to not stock Viagra, Cialis, and Flomax in the pharmacy. :-)

Looking at Camilla's right foot, there's about a half-inch of space. My guess is that the shoes are the right size in terms of length, but her feet slid forward in them due to poor strap design or the wrong strap length.

And this, my dearest Dodai, is why you are my favorite.

@ManchuCandidate: We can only hope that their daughters develop some kick-ass collections of glass animals.

@rmric0: The one who lives on Drury Lane? No. But I'm besties with his gay cousin who lives on Christopher Street.

@GeorgeFayne: Best of luck, hon. I wish you a speedy recovery and future health. If there's a Jezebel salute or secret handshake, I'm giving it to you now.

@dorothy.margaret: Are you sure Elaine didn't alter your salmon lame dresses so they wouldn't fit the butter-filled you?

@sabbaticalplease: Comment of the Day!