I love that she works partially nude, but in her public appearances, she's always covered up. (Exquisitely tailored, but covered-up nonetheless.) It sets a nice demarcation and makes a nice change from all the starlets who show up at movie premieres with sideboob.

She seriously does not look any older than she did when she was playing Frannie and Sabrina Hughes on As the World Turns in 1986. How does she DO that?

Am I alone in my love for "Standing Up to Asshole English Teacher" Pacey, when the teacher made Jack cry in front of the whole class?

@BeckySharper: U R SMRT. S-M-R-T. [/Homer Simpson voice]

@NoStyleHere: AMEN! Get it put on a regulation hockey jersey.

Favorite Munch quote ever:

*makes grabby hands at screen*

"Colonel Cattywhampus reporting for duty! Next stop, The Battle of the Bulge!"

@samethingwedoeverynightpinky: I second Megan; I'm pretty sure Dawson was there with the Creative Coalition, which had liberal and conservative actors here.

Twin Cities Jezebelle meet-up, anyone? After the RNC, obviously.

Sweet! On Monday, The Momster and I are heading to the Minnesota State Fair, where we'll look for the Princess Kay butter busts and eat crepes and watch sheepdog demonstrations and eat fried green tomatoes and look at quilts and eat corn dogs and watch Patsy Cline tribute shows and eat grilled-chocolate sandwiches.…

The only man who can pull off the porkpie hat is Detective Meldrick Lewis of Homicide: Life on the Street. Baltimore represent!

Jezebel, could we maybe pretty pretty please have... LOLympics? [insert winsome facial expression here]

What is it about comedians only reinforcing each other's greatness when they're married? Because my feelings about Bee and Jones got even more positive when I found out they're married, much like a couple of years ago when I realized Amy Poehler and Will Arnett were married and I was all, "She's 100% awesome, and he's…

I'm not surprised Andy watches the Lohan show; he said in a Newsweek interview a couple of years ago "Have you seen this show My Super-Sweet Sixteen? The people on there are horrible — they should all be lined up against a wall and shot!" Mad props to Gloria Vanderbilt for raising that boy right.

The last time I saw Russell playing footie, it was in The Sum of Us, and he looked gooood in those little shorts. I recommend it highly.

Looks like someone has to work off that chocolate squirrel he ate at the party last night. [/Anchorman reference]

@LittleDebbie: I want to become your friend so you can give me one of your homemade dirty cards. (Also, because you seem awesome, based on the aforementioned homemade dirty cards.)

I didn't know black and navy worked together until I saw Date of Gary Oldman. That fabric is incredible. And I really like Maggie's dress, except it looks like it's riding a bit lower than it should be; I keep wanting to yank it up and put double-stick tape in there to keep it up. [/untrained celebrity stylist]

I'm typing this solely by touch because my retinas have been burned beyond repair and now I'm blind. Thanks, Jezebel!