Sorry, I'm going to ding Anna Wintour for wearing beige shoes with a mostly-white dress. I'm not one for mumsy matchy-matching accessories to clothing, but come on — surely those shoes are available in red, too. Especially to Anna F-ing Wintour.

@bluebirdred: I thought that, too! And then I wondered why he hadn't used his copious Gray's Anatomy money to buy himself a Litespeed bike. I mean, my stepdad has way less cash but bought one for himself. (I am a great disappointment to my stepdad, because I don't have the cycling gene.)

Postchurr: ur doin it rong.

Congratulations! As for what I would like to see in the book, cover gallery, cover gallery, COVER GALLERY.

Anyone who watched Oz knows how this would have gone down: "accidentally" sort the guy into the general population of the prison ("gen pop") and let one or two well-placed inmates know the guy raped a young child. Within a day or two someone would find his body and the investigation would be stymied within about 15…

The "Christmas companion" is the Doctor's helper/friend who appears during the Christmas episode. Of the three Christmas specials that have aired, one starred the Doctor's then-current series companion, Rose, one starred Donna, a one-off who later became a regular, and the latest Christmas special had Kyle Minogue as…

I was kind of hoping her set-up wasn't for a project because it would've made me love her even more. It's that determined look on her face: "I really fucking NEED a drink and to get out of these shoes."

Please tell me I wasn't alone in walking out of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe thinking "I kind of don't care that he's half-deer."

@AthertonMerriweather: It would be great if the O in the logo was the symbol for vagina, but it's just the decoration on the Cartier Love Bracelet. The line represents where a man uses a special little screwdriver (sold with the bracelet) to bolt the bracelet in place on his lady's wrist. Like a less-chafey chastity…

@trillian: Seconding the recommendation of Lane Bryant Right Fit jeans for Jezebelles size 14 and up. I'm a Blue (small waist, big ass and thighs), and they fit like a dream. I almost started crying in the dressing room because it was the first time in about 18 years I had on jeans that fit my waist, hips, ass and…

I'm too out of it to address the whole public nudity element of this story; I'll just say that if the woman's g-string is knitted out of hemp yarn, she'll sitting pretty. Once fabric knitted from hemp is thoroughly soaked with water and allowed to dry, it's extremely soft, almost like silk. If it weren't so expensive,…

@tscheese: I think "computational fluid dynamics" = "figured out how to program a computer to create realistic-looking water." He even worked for ILM part-time while auditioning for acting jobs; apparently, when Heroes got picked up for series, he felt really scared about leaving behind a secure job. *glomps him*

@Meg: For serious? Pssst, Celine: Being by yourself can be a good thing.

@DinaRonson: Thin or not, George would've looked at the Daily Show just because he was so happy to be flirting with Jon again.

@amandahugnkiss: Agreed on Ewa de Cruz looking summery. As for the Megan Fox thing... I'm not familiar enough with her to say one way or the other. On the show, though, de Cruz definitely has an Audrey Hepburn kind of look. And never uses a bitchface, because her character is super-nice.

Claire Danes' dress is lovely. But in some ways this pic does make me yearn for the Claire of '94…

The nominations are screwed up this year because of a new nominating system that resulted in 140+ actors being in the mix for nominations instead of the usual 80-something. Each person submitting their name for a nomination submits two episodes of their work for judging, so there's no way a nominating judge could have…

My love for this book cannot be textually rendered. I still have this exact edition at home, although a few weeks ago I purchased a box set of the Wrinkle in Time quintology (yes, at some point, L'Engle wrote two more books about the Murry family) so I could save that edition and not crack the spine anymore.

@gruffydd: I don't even have my license and Starsky's Torino is my dream car. No lie.

I was reading an interview with Anderson Cooper awhile ago, and when asked what TV shows he watched, he replied, "Have you seen this MTV show, My Super Sweet 16? Those kids are horrible! They should be lined up against a wall and shot!"