According to the Trump supporters on my Facebook feed, all of those people were really BLM and Antifa who dressed up as Trump supporters. No real Trump supporter would care about organic food, for example. Oh and if these people really were supporting Trump? That’s not what Trump said at all. They misunderstood and…

“He said: ‘This is so cool – when you’re in there, nobody can hear you, not even the Chinese. It’s so secret.”

She wore heels. It’s easy enough to find photos of her from that day. But anyway, here’s one from another occasion with both of them side-by-side in flats.

ha ha “a bad standing-up day.” Whom amongst hasn’t had at least one of these? 

but remember his “physical” from 2018 said he was 6'3" and 239 (which as I recall conveniently put his BMI at *just below* obesity)?  

We have lived in the same house for 20 years and are stuck here until our kids graduate and I totally search listings for fantasy houses on Zillow!

It’s too accurate.  I just moved (sold one home and bought another) and I am still peeking at listings.  There’s a real fantasy there about not only a more secure lifestyle but living a totally different life, maybe even being a different person.  Unfortunately everywhere you go, there you are. 

I don’t know any friends of family that had Super bowl parties but we got hit with a snowstorm and everyone was home.

It’s been over ten goddamn months and almost half a million people dead and they still can’t figure it out so of course they’re going to refuse to exercise any sort of caution today.

I lost hope when my mom - who works for a wholesale food distributor - had to tell several people that they’re not open to the general public for their Super Bowl party needs.

A friend of mine in state government wrote an annual report. One year, she completely forgot, and not a single person said anything to her. She quit writing it. 15 years go by, she tells me this story at her retirement party, and still no one asks for it.

Not just love of meetings, I fucking hate reports! Why do It need to know all of these tabs and his long did you waste putting these reports together?

My teenagers made a snowwoman they named Karen! I think she looks like Amy Winehouse 😜

Cranberry is a go-to, but under the stage lights I’m wondering if that’s going to have a brownish tint. I’ll get some cherry juice as well and see if that’s prettier.

I have an important pupdate: Thursday was Darwin’s first birthday!

Carol Channing should be renamed Gladys Kravitz

Shelter Ctastravaganza!

What has every made this week? Or bought? I bought some Bazaar Snack Mix from Trader Joe’s, it was pretty good, it has pistachios, almonds, dried sour cherries, dried apricots, and crispy chickpeas. I’ve never had crispy chickpeas before, and they were tasty, but so so dry. I felt like they were sucking all the…

I need help because I’m going fucking crazy.

We finally got snow here. Not enough to have a really good romp, BUT just enough to make a small snowman. The tiny human was absolutely delighted. And we might actually just get some more tomorrow. I suspect tho it will be more rain than anything else. As that’s our norm and mostly what we’ve had all week mixed with…