Felt you were too negative...during your cancer.

I live in a country of 6 million people where total COVID deaths is under 30. That’s not a typo. You know why? The government shut down travel, had a two month lockdown, and there have been mask mandates combined with social distancing requirements since the beginning. Buildings do temperature screenings when you walk…

I still can’t fucking believe how goddamn stupid this anti-mask shit has become. Like how is this a thing. 

If we’re lucky, all these fuckers will start spontaneously combusting.

Just another charlatan selling miracle cures to unsuspecting Midwesterners, then blaming underground man-goats for their actions.

obtained her medical degree from the Caribbean Medical University of Curacao in May 2014 but was not accepted into a post-graduate residency program

I’m beginning to think that one of the main draws of evangelical Christianity is the ability to shift the blame to Satan whenever you do something shitty.

Mom always said you lose 80% of body heat through your head, so, with that hat, this outfit is just practical.

Just look at him. That is a rodent that fucks.

As someone who has actually been to Punxsutawney for Groundhog Day, I can attest that it is a delightfully weird event and worth going to (if you don’t get killed by the other revelers when trying to board the bus back to the Punxy Wal-Mart parking lot).

This must be the easiest lawyering job in the country. How often do you get handed a case where you know, going in, that half of the jury will never convict your client under any circumstances? Of course you have to worry about your professional reputation, but that boat sailed a long time ago for these two assholes.

I love the all natural crowd! You know what else is all natural? Small pox, measles, mumps, whooping cough, tuberculosis.

I can see why Rudy got hired at $20k/day so easily. I don't think he'll be paid, but it makes sense.

Where is Rudy?
Give us Rudy
We want Rudy
R-U-D-Y
We’re all his
He’s Trump’s kind of a guy

We want Rudy!

Fuck, sometimes it feels like we’re descending into a new Dark Ages-like period. Hope the tree moss and leeches protect you from Covid-19!

It is absolutely frigid here today, like praying to the car battery gods, please start cold. So, the obvious solution is to not leave the house and bake some bread, then leave the oven door open. I think I finally cracked it, this was as good as the bread from a restaurant we used to go on day trips to New York. The…

does anyone have a reputable source tracking the total number of arrests/charges for jan 6? (I hate to refer to it by date, but here we are) I want to see these motherfuckers incarcerated. I need to see fucking consequences for randos, ‘fringe groups,’ and traitorous elected officials. I’d say jez should be covering…

This week, I signed up for Reddit.

The Black Doctors COVID-19 Consortium was right there and could have handled this much better, but as a life-long Philadelphian, I’m not surprised by this mess.