Ozzy always had the benefit of a really really good band behind him.

Great song. Didn’t understand hardly a word of Agent M until their first full album, though. ...Not Forever was an even better song that had some seriously inscrutable lyrics on the verses.

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

And, as usual, the first state to commit troops to the Union shows that there’s still plenty of bellyaching racists around when stuff like this happens. I’m hearing it at work all over the place. It’s pretty ridiculous.

Burneko, you can and often do have much better takes than this. Please don’t hurt the legitimate take of “white panic” in the NBA by conflating it with reaching through a ref to shove someone back after the whistle.

Mookie Betts has said he’s heard that at his own home games. What does he have to gain by revealing this about “his own fans?”

Why the hell wouldn’t he at some point in his career do exactly this, at least for one game? Man, twins.

What do the fucking children have to say about being mandated to be raised by those of specific religious backgrounds?

+1 knowing not what they do

Not sure about Rush as a St. Bernard, but otherwise great!

The worst thing about this whole fiasco is how Fox Sports is going to capitalize. Vomit.

Chunk Widebody

What, inheriting business interests from a billionaire dad doesn’t automatically “earn” you respect? What planet do you live on?

I can’t wait for the rewrite of Atlas Shrugged where Rovell is the protagonist and ultimate “maker.”

Remind me: how well did it go the last time a Bush got near a baseball team?

Did they get Adele Dazeem to return as Elsa?

I’m just thrilled to be done with Galactus. Everything else is gravy.

Timely humor!

That is the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake.

The biggest surprise to me is that American Dad somehow has ten seasons.