Why are we supposed to boo this man over a guy who has:

I’m surprised that judge Cena didn’t recommend an Attitude Adjustment.

Can we please get Porzingis traded ASAP?

Fuck it, I’ll bite. Those 800,000 people weren’t Americans.

Pretty sure the 6'7" Judge just wants the comparatively diminutive 6'4" Diaz to know that he’s not considered Jumbo anymore.

+1 stretcher throw

I think Charlotte may have been meant to win that match. It was so clunky that I was pretty close to certain that they ad-libbed the finish.

Any guy who is that big that can do a fucking kip-up has my vote.

How Anoa’ing would it be to get dropped on one’s head?

Kinda seems like UNC really did their homework across multiple departments, based on the response to the second notice...almost as if the school prioritized the basketball program over academics. I’M SHOCKED, SHOCKED I TELL YOU.

Quite likely example #99999999 that gun violence inherently affects women more, the guy’s subsequent suicide aside.

I very seriously doubt that he’s going to make it until his federal execution date.

Stray Sheep. Crossover power!

“And we’ll see you...tomorrow night!”

I have 100% taken shits larger than 1.2 pounds. And typically, when it’s that kind of weight, it does only take seconds.

+1 AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!

I think men refusing to patronize something that they don’t like, whether the reasons for that taste are actually valid, is a far cry from the outrage over Ghostbusters, which is, in turn, a far cry from not voting for Hill because she’s a woman. I mean, the article is framed in a more “Gabriel was stating facts, and…

Can’t run out of the shotgun. Can’t protect the pass. Can’t catch the pass. Was massively overpaid for multiple recent years.

I’m gonna guess with another heaping helping of white privilege.

1a. Getting hit by a car.