"Naturally, everybody freaked out that a movie they had no intention of seeing would be extremely long"

Rowr, sheath those claws, kitty!

Why the hell did I have to read about this on Uproxx, AV Club?!

The (sometimes) dry-heaving is a Kaitlin Olson signature.

Halo friend I make 16,034 euros a week working for Zuckerberg now I can afford a Maclaran F1!!

I use Bing.

My brother's girlfriend's roommate's friend's sister's boyfriend says the same thing! Probably.

I believe date palms are the primary agricultural export of Somalia.

Any url prefixed with "www1" has got to be legit.

I'll never forget! What were we talking about again?

Acid's a helluva drug.

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In general we are hedonistic and amoral

You win right-wing commenter bingo!

There was a SS for Batman vs Superman, so clearly quality has nothing to do with it.

Is Spoiler Space still a thing around here? Because this needs a Spoiler Space.

"Antoine Fuqua’s King Arthur was the last costly wannabe blockbuster to ask what Arthurian legend would be like if it were boring"

If anybody's committing suicide on this show, it's poor Pasha. He's already depressed, he's being mercilessly bullied, and his only friend is behind it. That kid is a ticking time bomb.

If Thoreau is wrong I don't want to be right.

And she wasn't even the focus of a John Oliver segment!

Marry me.