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Chicken of Tomorrow
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Listen to this San Francisco cocksucker!

There are a myriad of pretty words whose silly meanings have changed over time. Why not quell your thoughts with a nice dinner of meat and allow your egregious argument to fizzle?

Decimate - verb; kill, destroy, or remove a large proportion of.

The dystopian Pence's America segment depressed the fuck outta me because it reminded me that even if we got our greatest wish of a Trump impeachment Mike would just make our lives a different kind of hell.

You're adorable.

There's no need to say it out loud, it's an unspoken truth around here.

It was not, but Whiplash is freaking fantastic. So he gets a pass.

Mr. Trump, get out of our theater.

God now you've gotten me all excited for Tilda Swinton starring in a David Bowie biopic.

Easily the most watchable part of that weird little movie.

The GMOs were in the house the entire time!

I don't think I ever really knew what that symbol was until today.

Nazi cancer punks fuck off

Yeah it seems like they would have been better off running with the Stepford Wives-esque premise of going to live and work in a totally self-contained corporate campus only to discover all is not as it seems and everyone's been brainwashed.

It does seem like they're hinting that Phillip has lost his finesse at the honeypot.

I predict the big twist is going to be that Stan's girlfriend is indeed a spy - for the USA. Keeping tabs on a difficult-to-control agent with known Soviet sympathies.

I died at the red arm riff.

I'll posit Jonah is better than Joel, but the jury's still out on Jonah vs Mike.

The host segments aren't for everybody, sometimes I skip them altogether during rewatch. The Mike era was less into prop comedy (no invention exchange, no letters). While MST3K is very kid-friendly, there's no kid on earth who would understand more than 25% of the pop culture references during the movies.