Tittybong? I'd have called it Chazzwozzers.

Joe Buck has the kind of face that looks youthful and handsome at some angles and lighting, and haggared and decrepit at others.

"Flash forward 16 years and the baby is now teenage Gardner, passing his time on the red planet […] while projecting a yearning desire for his dead mother only slightly less Oedipal than the one Haley Joel Osment transmitted in A.I."

Oh hey, 2017, still starting movies with fridging, huh? Welp, see ya later!

I pretty clearly stated "the end" of the movie in my comment.

I'm talking about the dream speech.

The dream speech?

*knowing laugh*

TO THE BEE MOBILE!

His speech at the end of No Country for Old Men is the only thing I remember about that movie.

I KNOW. Friday is Block & Tackle Day at House Chicken.

The best part of that MMQB article is the photo captioned, "Donald Trump, Andy Warhol, and a horse."

I think it should be making the kicker take the ice-bucket challenge.

I sent this column to my mom, who is both a journalist and knows more about football than anyone on the planet, and she said, "few sports columnists earn their pay, this guy is an exception."

Teti would look sharp in a big furry hat.

A man who owns as much sci-fi memorobelia as he does must have some kind of personality.

Signs scared the crap outta me, but then again I scare easily. That found-footage it-could-happen-for-real stuff freaks me out.

Any allergies to spears?

It was just him and Julio down by the schoolyard.

As an outside observer, I don't have any problem with the new logo.