American Eagle shirts are quite soft and pretty expensive! And the name has "American" in it! You're mostly there already!

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I'm less than thrilled with this comment.

That's not the Super Bowl we need, it's the Super Bowl we deserve.

From now on every time I see an illegal hit I'm going to ask, "das is korrect?"

Bushmills? That's protestant whiskey!

But where will we get our phlegmy voiceovers now?!

MENDOZAAAAAAA!!!

You know what web developers like me just love? Listening to designers bitch about typography on the web.

I'm confused. The AV Club already reviewed this movie: http://www.avclub.com/revie…

What you're describing sounds an awful lot like someone who's been drugged to appear in a shitty movie against her will.

*shrugs*

Yeah, some "security guard" who looks all of 19 was covertly jerkin' it under his loose pants about 5 feet away from the cheerleaders. It would be funny if it wasn't so fucking sad and creepy.

Teti's too classy for such lowbrow claptrap.

He runs his mouth sometimes, but he's a really smart, charitable guy. I'll take ten Richard Shermans over the other villainous cretins plaguing the league like a cancer.

Love you, Teti! Merry Christmas!

Here's your Christmas bonus, TINAIM, five dollars. It's from both of us.

You'd think because wrestling is staged (I know we're not supposed to talk about it) there'd be more safeguards in place.

ZOINKS!

Alienation implies anybody in PDX gives a dusty fuck about the opinions of the circus freaks who reside in Vancouver, WA.