Everybody knows the Seahawks colors represent the natural colors of the Pacific Northwest. The blue waters of Puget Sound, the grey of the rain-filled skies, and the green of the neon sign over The Eager Beaver Gentleman's Club on Highway 99 by the Sonic drive-in.

They know what they did.

100th upvote. You're welcome.

Everything about Belichick is basically "fuck you".

There's a joke in here about something something she didn't move last night, either!

It also strikes me as yet another way mommy bloggers can one-up each other by coming up with poses thereby making ordinary moms feel inferior.

Teti was saying on the Mom on Pop podcast that he was approached to do a sports TV show, but then for some reason it morphed to a more generalized AV Club show. I can't tell you how bummed I am that there won't be a dedicated John Teti sports show.

A Bills-themed zut suit, perhaps.

By the looks of those heels, it'll only raise them about 4 inches.

I'm a Seahawks fan, (a "12", if we must), and if I were Cam Newton I would have torn down that flag, too. It's his stadium, his house, and he beat us fair and square.

Seems like setting up a verification team at Facebook wouldn't be too hard. When a news org requests verification, the team pulls a random selection of articles posted in the past year and checks them for accuracy. If they pass beyond a reasonable threshold, they get verified.

What if you follow NPR, The New York Times, The Washington Post, and Al Jazeera on Facebook?

You don't want to know what he keeps in the giant Totoro statue in his office.

This is an incredibly myopic viewpoint. Even if the average person chooses to believe untrue clickbait, there is no downside to making it easier to identify a verified news source. I mean, fuck, I like to think I'm a pretty analytical person, and it is a massive pain in the ass to backtrace every goddamn news story I…

Nailed it.

Yeah, the internet just needs to leave Baron alone. He did not choose to be dragged into this shitstorm.

is there anything the Japanese don't do?

Octopi are smart as shit, and we eat those little bastards all the time.

I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, Compactica!

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