He's Starscream to the GOP's Megatron.

Doctor: "Well, Mr. Blackadder, what seems to be the trouble?"
Blackadder: "It's my manservant."
Doctor: "I see. Well just lay your 'manservant' on the table and let's have a look."

Didn't Stephen Colbert end racism, like, six years ago?

This excellent video about Jackie Chan's filmmaking techniques will make you want to watch everything he's ever done: https://youtu.be/Z1PCtIaM_GQ

The Seven Year Itch?

SHADEACHU.

I'm already Top Pedo, and I don't want there to be any brand confusion.

Bruce Campbell is good people.

Talk about first-rate problem solving.

Seriously? Did he really use a "the dictionary defines x as…" opening? He just invalidated his entire video with that opening.

You don't cure Iberico ham, it's already been cured. That's what makes it ham.

Kenya believe it? Niger can I!

Wouldn't a Yankees fan be more like,

Sorry, can't risk it leaking to everybody else. You'll have to take one for the team.

There are at least as many female communications and broadcasting majors out there, yet none of them have been appointed to primetime slots. If expertise in communications is all that is required, I find it very hard to believe that not a single one of those women is as qualified as her male counterparts for the job.

Stop! My nipples can only get so hard!

I salute your embrace of new technology.

Milo Yiannopoulos is a fucking asshole of the first degree, but using homosexuality as an insult is the same kind of bigoted bullshit.

Look, let's not go off half-cocked here. Let's blow up the South first, then regroup.

I will sacrifice myself for all of you.