I see what you did there.

I thought this was going to be an article about how real-life ghost hunters make a lot of money because people are morons.

I don't know anything about it. I was busy on the Missisip'

No more than 10 people.

How could I forget? I have those every day.

The Seattle Met did a nice photo essay about the fireworks market at a local Native American reservation dubbed "Boom City" - http://www.seattlemet.com/a…

Look, there's a much more interesting video by Every Frame a Painting that explores Spielberg's one-shot takes, AKA "The Spielberg Oner": https://vimeo.com/94628727

Those exclamation points mean business.

There's very little meat in these gym mats.

Joey Chestnut sounds like a name from a fanfiction.

Is it wafer thin?

*pushes up glasses*

Colbert would kill it in a Charlie Rose-style show.

I'm just imagining the hilarious little squeaking sounds from the various "turtles having sex" youtube videos.

"I'll eat your soul!"

They actually made a giant foil-wrapped burrito for him to hold once.

That's actually a really interesting feature of the statue. It's one of the few Lenin statues where he's depicted with symbols of war (flames, guns). Most statues depict him with books, children, agriculture, etc.

Where's a military drone strike when you need one.

Link?

Strewth!