Sadly when Mike Schidt tried to engage with Herrera and tell him to run that out by speaking his language of “Arriba, arriba, andale, ariba,” all the outfielder did was punch him in the face.

“and it’s obvious why Montreal got rid of him.”

If you’d just said “I don’t like him because he is black,” you could have saved yourself a lot of words.

Rafi: Are you certain this isn’t a recent clip from SNL (?)...

The reason to oppose the death penalty has nothing to do with the people who deserve it. It has to do with the people who don’t. We execute innocent people sometimes. It’s that fucking cut and dried. If you are for the death penalty, you are okay with the state occasionally getting it wrong and murdering innocent…

The weirdo

The best chocolate cake you’ve ever seen. It’s unbelievable. And ice cream. But I get two scoops and you only get one.

“more than half of us”

Someone’s showing off the DeVos math & history proficiency.

Listen, I really don’t want to see Pittsburgh win another cup, but are we going to allow our nation’s capital to become a continued source of Russian happiness?

As a Rangers fan, I don’t like him. As a hockey fan, I want to see him play hockey for 10 more years.

It was later discovered that he had only bought the organization so that he could hold a “Despite All My Rage I Am Still Just a Rat In a Cage Match”.

Baseball Is best when it’s weird af

I used to watch a ton of games - Thursday night, at least two on Sunday, Monday night -then I got jaded. Too many issues to list them all, but you can include not caring about spousal abuse, hiding concussion data, and the culture that surrounds “the shield” among the tops of them.

Throw in a quaint little cabin or chateau and this looks like the photo inspiration for a Thomas Kinkade painting that would be hanging in an NRA’s exec’s office.

WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD BABY!

Yeah sorry but that’s not an ejection. Incidental contact on someone who fell into him.

I’m thinking that’s a floor we don’t really want to find.

Of course he won! The butler keeps putting the ball back on the table in the same exact fuckin’ spot!