Maybe Alabama wanted him to wait a semester because they are looking out for his academic interests. Maybe they want him to study hard so that's he's more prepared to enter college. I applaud Nick Saban for putting the needs of the player over the needs of the program.

I'm from SoDak... This kind of stuff isn't the norm there. What I mean by that is usually the racism against natives is a bit more subtle.

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHETHER THIS IS SATIRE OR NOT IT IS WAY TOO SUBTLE I ONLY UNDERSTAND SATIRE WHEN BENNY HILL DOES IT WHAARGARBL

100 die hard Seahawks fans apparently...and by die hard I mean they've been fans for almost 12 months now.

If you look closely, those technical wizards have also given RGIII functional knees.

Q - How do you avoid a Turkish clothesline?

Between this and the most salivated over SEC teams getting their shit pushed in, I can't think of a bowl season I've enjoyed more than this one.

Oh for fucks sake. Seriously? SERIOUSLY?

Newton's injury isn't expected to leave any lasting damage, and can't be exacerbated by activity, but he won't play until it's not excruciatingly painful to do so.

If he was really trying to impersonate a good quarterback he surely wouldn't be walking around in a Mark Sanchez jersey.

You can't bubble-wrap a quarterback.

I always read this lists just to see what ranks below "being hit by a car". I was hoping it was going to be "pop".

Targeting and roughing the passer, but the Tallahassee police can find no evidence of wrong doing.

I'm not sure how much of this I buy. It really comes down to the people who knew what was going on. If they ignore or cover it up, that's on them personally, not the community as a whole for "fostering an environment where Sandusky could thrive". I'd really like to think if someone else was head coach, or president…

"...no one rips the Lakers"? Have you ever visited this website before?

Maybe a too simplistic idea, but couldn't the NCAA allow instances like this to have the purse be put in an escrow account until eligibility is done? Maybe it's a little too common sense.

Damndamndamndamndamndamndamn.

Obviously the absolute cream of the American crop needs to go to the best places possible. But we also need a strong MLS academy system to develop the kids who are maybe B+ players at 16 but who might, given good training, develop into something much better by the time they're 18 or 19. Clint Dempsey, who made his…

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